Vroom vroom:
| D6 | This car's a |
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| 1 | pickup. |
| 2 | minivan. |
| 3 | punch buggy. |
| 4 | sedan. |
| 5 | convertible. |
| 6 | muscle car. |
| D6 | This car's paintjob |
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| 1 | is white and purple tiger stripes. |
| 2 | is red and orange leopard spots. |
| 3 | is airbrushed Frank Frazetta-esque action scenes. |
| 4 | is neon green. |
| 5 | is golden. |
| 6 | is glowing-white on black, skeletal. |
| D6 | This car's interior |
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| 1 | is cat-scratched leather. |
| 2 | is vinyl, and ridged with the discography of the Beach Boys. |
| 3 | is piled with old, greasy fast food wrappers. |
| 4 | is padded with possum pelts. |
| 5 | has had its seats replaced with bean bag chairs. |
| 6 | is wrapped in cellophane. |
| D6 | In this car's trunk |
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| 1 | is a body packed up in a suit bag. |
| 2 | is a sawn-off shotgun loaded with silver buckshot. |
| 3 | is an annotated map of Area 51. |
| 4 | is a taxidermied pelican with a multi-tailed fish lodged in its mouth. |
| 5 | is trays of plastic toy vegetables. |
| 6 | is a sedated honey badger. |
| D6 | This car has |
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| 1 | a police scanner installed. |
| 2 | a long, detachable antenna tipped with a knot of razor wire. |
| 3 | a pair of crusty fuzzy dice hanging from its rearview mirror - all sides ones. |
| 4 | a grille soldered with real teeth. |
| 5 | undercarriage-attached flamethrowers fired by buttons on its dashboard. |
| 6 | bulletproof windows. |
| D6 | This car's license plates reads: |
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| 1 | "NAMASTE". |
| 2 | "UFOLOGY". |
| 3 | "FREEDOM". |
| 4 | "SABATON". |
| 5 | "MACABRE". |
| 6 | "ICECAPS". |
I would fuck with these cars.
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