What’s In This Dude’s Car/Couch/Carrying Case? Random table automator can be found here: http://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automa...

Jehovah bade His sword awake, O Christ, it woke ’gainst Thee! Thy blood the flaming blade must slake; Thy heart its sheath must be -O Christ...

Based on Scrap Princess's commentary on the Summon Monster spell here: http://monstermanualsewnfrompants.blogspot.com/2018/05/what-exact...

Flowers are obscene. They are botanical genitalia, left hanging out in the air for all to see. Birds fuck them. They fuck bees. Flowers ar...

Got a soft spot for gnomes. Normally sickened by that HR-approved heckin wholesome smol bean chungus aesthetic, but with gnomes it’s subtly ...

Slave to alliteration D6x6 Hydrated Hydras Random generator generator here:  https://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automati...

Special thanks to u/infinitum3d and their post here: https://www.reddit.com/r/d100/comments/hx1b78/lets_build_d6_random_combos_for_minor_cor...