Sunday, November 17, 2024

D6x6 Evil TV Shows

Like Candle Cove (OG or Channel Zero version), Mr. Crocket, or I Saw The TV Glow... probably a Goosebumps and a Twilight Zone too...

Click the button below to generate your evil TV show:


Special thanks to Spwack for the generator generator here: http://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automatic-list-to-html-translator-v2.html

D6The exoteric content of this evil TV show
1is a quiz show with dead celebrities acting as participants and questions revolving around obscure historical morbidities.
2is a Sesame Street knock-off with puppets made from fresh bloody pelts.
3is a police procedural wherein all the cops are corrupt sadists operating out of a baroque jail of incoherent dimensions.
4is a very mean-spirited & injurious sketch comedy.
5is an annoyingly-allegorical corporate sitcom set in a skyscraper that is actually hell.
6is a Lynchian, Kafka-esque soap opera set in an Alaskan mining town.
D6Watching this evil TV show
1gradually draws your mind into its reality - at first you might go there only in dreams, but eventually your body will be left empty as you remain there permanently.
2induces a sort of soul-resonance with your eyes - dilating a portal that allows a fiendish background character to crawl through into reality.
3hollows you out, turning you into a drooling couch potato that the characters can take for a ride as a meat suit.
4poisons your morals, like the most hysterical imaginings of anti-violent media types.
5sickens you via bio-photonic reprogramming, and curses you to rise after death as a cannibalistic undead with TV static bubbling out of your eyes and throat.
6opens you mind and soul to the influence of Procyonian psycho-electrical entities, and compels you to perform rituals to expand their influence.
D6This evil TV show is broadcast
1by the corpse of a psychic child boarded up inside the walls of an abandoned house by the family that abhorred them.
2by a sapient crystalline meteorite embedded in a cavern, impurified by mashed brains spread onto it by a local cult.
3by an abandoned TV station cursed by a mass shooting that took place there.
4by a mad machine in an eccentric inventor's garage, surrounded by the wreckage of failed prototypes and the debris of the inventor's wrecked life.
5by a spindly and ramified tower made out of the interlocked bones of feral hogs out in the woods.
6by prehistoric, immortal cnidarian ganglions rooted at the bottom of the local swimming hole.
D6This evil TV show is
1like a wild predator, preying on the sick, the young and old, the isolated.
2unconscious, automatic, simply connecting to receiver-devices in range as its energy allows.
3straight-up a demon, and can be warded off by holy water, consecrated ground, and suchlike.
4a hunter, in its transmission-heart, and prefers to target worthy and dangerous prey over more sensibly predatory options.
5naive, ignorant, but an experimenter and quick learner, making leaps and bounds in its abilities over a trail of messes left behind.
6sadistic, preferring to draw out an individual victim's suffering as much as possible.
D6This evil TV show has a cult following
1among a brunch club of brittle and near-psychopathic liberals who believe it to be a cutting political satire of the times.
2among a gang of bad kids with rich parents who use their youth and their parents to get away with some nasty stuff.
3of a bunch of singularitarian tech-bros who believe it's the creation of an incomprehensibly-advanced AI using it to overthrow humanity.
4of burnt-out horror aficionados chasing a real thrill to make them feel alive again.
5on a forum of bitter man-children who see it as their weapon of vengeance against the world.
6of a renegade chapter of Alcoholics Anonymous who've decided it's their higher power.
D6This evil TV show can
1with the help of a human intermediary, transmute itself into other media formats, like music or videogames.
2with a certain occult rite, be bound within the chromatophoric skin of a live cuttlefish, thereby neutralizing it.
3be grievously wounded if a device it is being broadcast through is struck by lightning - or some similarly strong discharge.
4impregnate a woman affected by it with itself, to be reborn into flesh as some mass media-anti-Christ.
5be obstructed by tinfoil, especially tinfoil hats, because of memetic, noospheric interference.
6and will leak into environments where it's broadcast, creating anchors for itself but also signs & vulnerabilities.

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