D20x??? Hideous Hags

Hags are awesome, and deserve a spot beside liches and vampires as the big magical humanoid bad guys.

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Tables:

This hag is called [Name]. She has [Has]. This hag lives in [Abode] [Locale]. She is heralded by [Omen]. Her magic [Magic]. This hag is rumoured to [Rumour].

{Name}
[Title] [Proper]
[GenDescript] [Title] [Proper]
[Proper] [PartDescript][Part]
[GenDescript] [Proper]
The [GenDescript] [Title]

{Title}
Auntie
Grandmother
Grannie
Nanny
Baba
Mother
Sister
Mistress
Maid
Matron
Crone
Queen
Godmother
Prebystera
Spinster
Widow
Dowager
Matriarch
Wardess
Dame
Miss
Abbess
Lady

{Proper}
Margot
Bertha
Nelly
Jenny
Jessie
Gertrude
Genevieve
Betty
Dorothy
Doris
Dolores
Adelia
Amelia
Cordelia
Ophelia
Ada
Alice
Annabelle
Beatrice
Bernadette
Blythe
Eleanor
Eloise
Esme
Eudora
Gwendolyn
Isadora
Hattie
Imogen
Lenora
Lorelei
Lucinda
Gilly
Matilda
Marjorie
Meredith
Miriam
Muriel
Phoebe
Rosalind
Zelma
Ylva
Theodora
Priscilla
Philomena
Annis
Morgan
Deirdre
Eurydice
Nimue
Mara
Agnes
Winifred
Alma

{GenDescript}
Toothy
Batty
Kind
Old
Loathsome
Black
Green
Red
White
Pale
Good
Cruel
Ancient
Wise
Wayward
Weird
Strange
Dark
Cold
Fey
Bloody
Hungry
Wicked
Reverend
Sinister
Gnarled
Withered
Bony
Gruesome
Somber
Mournful
Misfortunate
Wretched
Weary

{PartDescript}
Long
Black
Green
Red
White
Pale
Dark
Damp
Cold
Snaggle
Gnarled
Withered
Blue

{Part}
arms
legs
teeth
fingers
claws
nails
nose
hair
hands
back
mouth
feet
tongue
flesh
bones

{Has}
hands as long and thin as a spider’s web
eyes as big as pie dishes protruding from their sockets, reflecting light back sickly and miscoloured
hair like steel wool
teeth and talons carved from stone
a hollow body, curled closed most of the time like peeled bark
backwards knees and elbows
a hunchback with an indent like a cauldron, in which the hag mixes noxious brews
a hole over her heart where blackbirds nest
a spiky radula for a tongue that can rasp flesh clean off bones
eyes on the backs of her head and hands
sharp quills in a row down her spine
glowing blood, like fireflies crawling through her veins
fanged maws in her armpits
a face like an optical illusion, looking young and beautiful from some angles, ugly and decrepit from others
a fuzzy coat of mold growing over her skin
serpents for intestines which slither out to taste the air from both ends
cloven hooves for feet
a tail like a scorpion’s
mewling, malformed fetuses burrowed into her back like a Surinam toad
two parasitic twins growing out of her waist
a warty hide, thick enough to serve as armour
moving tattoos made from colourful maggots inserted beneath her skin
deep-drooping wrinkles with rabid bats roosting beneath
pitted knives decoratively pierced through loose patches of skin
a sagging neck that can elongate spring-like to the length of her body
a voice that sounds like a choir being strangled
a tremendously fat, scarred body that makes even the grievous marks of near-fatal wounds seem small compared to the bulk
a bare ribcage, hinged so that it can swing open, holding burning ghosts among her glistening organs
seven keratinous horns growing like the tines of a crown from her pate
a dozen rows of teeth extending down her palate to her throat

{Abode}
a giant’s skull
a rotting gourd
a tower-sized candle with a wick that burns with a spectral flame
a rusted iron cube
the belly of a massive undead frog
a tent made from the skins of calico cats
a maze of stacked, worm-eaten tomes
a huge mushroom
a hut made of children’s bones
a cottage that walks with immense spider’s legs
a shack crafted from confectionary
in a stained cromlech
a desecrated church
a wolf-den
a pocket dimension within a painting
a hovel of piled rubble
a dilapidated mansion
a big brazier which gives off semi-solid smoke the hag shapes into shelter and furniture
a lodge made from the burnt logs salvaged from witches’ pyres
an attic torn off the home that once housed it

{Locale}
on a blasted heath.
on a treacherous mountainside.
in a stinking fen
in a burbling bog
in a peccant swamp
in a cramped cave
in an abandoned hamlet
on a lone island in the middle of a foggy lake
on a misty moor
in a fetid pit
in a jagged ravine
at the bottom of a murky pond
on a snowy peak
on a precarious cliff overhanging the sea
in a foreboding forest
in a ruined city
in a glade ringed by ivy-overgrown menhirs
in a thicket so dense that sunlight never touches the soil
atop a crumbling mesa
in a ghastly graveyard

{Omen}
a flock of songbirds falling dead from the sky
toxic weeds spontaneously sprouting in the dirt
nightmares of aging and time passing by quick as a river
accidents that mutilate and maim
madmen screaming her name all at once
milk spoiling in moments
insects flying or marching in diabolic sigils
sorrowful songs heard on the wind
livestock growing patterns of boils in her image
the dimming of the sun, a chill coming even in the midst of summer
green things turning autumn colours
an imp with a rat’s face, blaring a black clarion
by wells drawing up putrescence instead of water
by corpses crying out their guilty secrets
by mudslides and other minor natural disasters
by pregnant creatures being chewed open from within by their unborn young
by predators ritualistically sacrificing their prey
by crops becoming infected with a hallucinogenic blight
by loyal pets turning against their masters
rains of fish, slugs, and other slimy creatures

{Magic}
lets her see through mirrors, and walk between them
accelerates decay and the ravages of time
can steal luck from someone and grant it to another
can twist the mind to invert bonds of love and loyalty, sour joy into despair
renders her unable to be harmed by the same thing twice in a row
lets her rouse the dead to pursue the grudges they held in life
can transform human children into ogres and similar monsters
can disguise her as an ordinary person
can foretell the future, though it’s better at predicting the bad than the good
can inflict a doom that makes its victim much more likely to die by a particular means. A potential doom might be [Doom]
lets her use her evil eye to terrify, paralyze, or even kill with fear those she looks at
summons plagues and swarms of vermin
lets her bake spells into treats which affect those who eat them
lets her weep tears of poison, diseased blood, corrosive slime, and the like in great quantities
can animate household objects into servitors
lets her use dolls as a proxy to manipulate people’s bodies
imbues wild plants and animals with malefic, misanthropic intelligence
is more effective on someone if she’s got a sample of their hair or blood
can transform her into a dragon or similar terrible beast under dire circumstances
parasitically drains and perverts divine magic

{Rumour}
be engaged to a demon, with their marriage being a ritual to bring it into the mortal world
be the secret advisor of the land’s lord, taking payment by being allowed to go freely among the innocent
have been the found of an order of wizards, betrayed and twisted by her students
be a fierce deity incarnated to better test the virtues of humanity
have a hidden name that would grant any who know it power over her
be feuding with a nearby coven of witches
be the last high priestess of a brutal, primordial religion
conspire with ambitious humans to overthrow lawful authorities
be the earthly servant of an eldritch alien entity
be merely a bogeyman invented by parents to frighten obedience into children
be one of the daughters of Lilith
lead an entire clan of magical mutants
be a once-benevolent nature spirit corrupted by mankind’s abuse
supply criminal cartels with their drugs and poisons
keep her heart in her sister’s chest, an innocent old lady and her opposite in every way
be a fairy noble exiled from the moon for inscrutable crimes, with a silver palace full of treasures awaiting her return, unlockable by the gossamer key she wears around her neck at all times
have written a grimoire containing every fell spell
have gained her powers by killing her family in a fit of madness
have tea with the Devil every Sunday
steal away precocious girls to serve as her apprentices

{Doom}
starvation. This doom’s victim requires twice as many rations, and suffers twice the penalty for being hungry
fire. This doom’s victim takes twice as much damage from fire, and whenever there’s a chance they might catch fire they always do
falling. This doom’s victim takes the maximum possible amount of falling damage when it would be rolled
drowning. Rather than being able to hold their breath, this doom’s victim immediately begins suffocating when they’re immersed in water
magic. This doom’s victim has disadvantage on all saves vs. magic
ambush. This doom’s victim will always fail any check to surprise against them