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D6 | These kobolds look |
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1 | like argyrial old men, blue wrinkles so deep you can’t see their eyes. |
2 | like big grey geckos slipping between cracks in the rock. |
3 | like mangey stray dogs loping on their hind legs. |
4 | like hunched runts crudely carved from cobalt. |
5 | like hairless, albino tarsiers. |
6 | like the bastard offspring of a caiman, a rat, and a monkey. |
D6 | These kobolds’ lair |
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1 | in a half-flooded mine. The other half is filled with poisonous gas. The kobolds maintain ingenious mechanisms to manipulate the pressure in their own tunnels to keep them clear of both. |
2 | is a paleontological dig, winding through the fossils of ancient behemoths. Even after their decay and mineralization, some may still not be fully dead. |
3 | in tunnels and boltholes hidden within a giant ant hive. |
4 | in an extinct culture’s catacombs, among the bones of ancestors with no remaining descendants. |
5 | is a sprawling silver mine where escaped slaves have founded their own societies in the lightless, unforgiving depths. |
6 | is a tremendous lock sealing some unspeakable evil beneath the earth. |
D6 | These kobolds’ favourite sort of trap |
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1 | are explosives, placed obviously yet triggered by unexpected means. |
2 | are spiked pits, droppable spiked ceilings, and spiked doors that swing out to impale those that try to open them. |
3 | are Rube Goldberg machines as needlessly complex as they are deadly. |
4 | are incendiaries that double as a barbecue. |
5 | are darts and needles and all other things that can be slathered in venom. |
6 | are those baited so their targets bring doom upon their own heads. |
D6 | These kobolds are |
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1 | ghosts of those killed by cave-ins. |
2 | homunculi from the lab of an alchemist who studied chthonic strains. |
3 | crafty imps that leaked like radiation from hell into the earth. |
4 | elementals of the world below enraptured by human convention and artifice. |
5 | rebellious fairy proles on whose labour the fantastical luxury of the courts both seelie and un-so were built. |
6 | the multitudinous grubs of dragons. Only a fingertip of a handful will make it to maturation. |
D6 | Something you might find on these kobolds |
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1 | is a mole-leather pouch of grey salt that preserves food it’s sprinkled on indefinitely but shrivels it into a tasteless lump. |
2 | is a tooth-tipped pick that can cut through rock as though it were merely dirt. |
3 | is a geodesic arrangement of springs which can be sprung to unfold it into a simple mechanical trap of its user’s choosing. Single use. |
4 | is a rope spun from tarantulas’ hair, which can be made to stretch like a bungee cord and thereby resist being cut. |
5 | is a lantern made from the skull of a burrowing owl. Its light shines through rock and glints brightly off metal. |
6 | is a caged clockwork canary that bursts the moment before its holder makes a lethal mistake. |
D6 | These kobolds’ primary interaction with humans |
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1 | is directing them to less valuable veins of ore to deflect them from the good stuff. |
2 | is kidnapping people to trade them to nightmarish creatures living deeper underground. |
3 | is using their low riches to bribe agents to steal the luxuries of the sunlit lands for them. |
4 | is taking over their basements and excavations. |
5 | is to use them as test subjects for their entrapped gauntlets. |
6 | is sapping their fortifications. |
geckobolds seems obvious now you say it. obviously an underground creature would find being a gecko convenient
ReplyDeletehere in queensland we have the house gecko that lives on the walls, is small and gray-pink and chirps loudly at night. there's one on my window right now. be creepy if it wanted to kill me
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DeleteIt's pretty intense atm
DeleteI like that the 6 varieties cover most mythic and fantasy realisations of kobold. Fun fact: both goblin and kobold have the same etymology.
ReplyDeleteI mean to day I like all of it, just that first part especially.
Delete"Miners had long used the name kobold ore (German for goblin ore) for some of the blue-pigment-producing minerals; they were so named because they were poor in known metals, and gave poisonous arsenic-containing fumes when smelted. In 1735, such ores were found to be reducible to a new metal (the first discovered since ancient times), and this was ultimately named for the kobold."
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