D50x2+D20 Conditional Invulnerabilities

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D50	This being cannot be harmed by
1	blades, spears, nor any edged or piercing weapons,
2	any beast of the land, bird of the air, or fish of the water,
3	anyone who seeks to do them deliberate harm,
4	sneak attacks, ambushes, and backstabs,
5	anyone who has killed before,
6	magic,
7	anything,
8	men,
9	women,
10	adults,
11	hammers, maces, or any other bludgeon,
12	any ranged weapon,
13	starvation, suffocation, nor any other sort of deprivation,
14	the living,
15	manufactured things,
16	fire, acid, or anything else that burns and stings,
17	mortal wounds (though not any wounds that fall short of mortal),
18	anything which does not come from the northeast,
19	sickness or poison,
20	the decrepitude of aging,
21	sighted people,
22	sober people,
23	people who are awake,
24	metal or stone, wood or bone,
25	anyone with all their limbs,
26	anyone who hasn’t been invited into their home,
27	anything that’s ever drunk its mother’s milk,
28	weapons that have been used before,
29	the same thing more than once,
30	anything which would not kill them in a single blow,
31	any attack that strikes their skin (orifices and internals remain vulnerable),
32	any attack outside the bounds of a formal duel,
33	anyone with hair on their head or face,
34	anything that is indoors or outdoors,
35	either the old or the young,
36	anything held in a hand,
37	any attack which comes from above or below them,
38	any attack which would leave a mark on their body,
39	any attack which makes a noise,
40	any moving object,
41	fire, earth, air, water, or anything derived from the same,
42	anything solid,
43	anyone who holds a worldly possession,
44	anyone who’s accepted a gift from them,
45	anyone they can perceive,
46	any attack aimed directly at them,
47	anyone close enough to touch them,
48	anyone wearing less expensive clothes than them,
49	anyone who can’t rightly answer their riddle,
50	anyone who’s told a lie,

D50	unless
1	they’ve fallen in love.
2	they’re laughing.
3	their feet are touching the ground.
4	they’ve displeased their spiritual patron who granted their invulnerability.
5	it is a holy day.
6	they are directly beneath the open sky.
7	they’ve breached the code of hospitality.
8	they’re standing still.
9	their true name is known by one who wishes them harm.
10	they’re clean.
11	they’ve recently eaten meat.
12	the one who wishes them harm is a relative of theirs, by blood, marriage, adoption, or otherwise.
13	they haven’t slept in the dirt of their homeland in the last three days.
14	the horrific parasite that grants their invulnerability has been extracted or regurgitated from their stomach.
15	they’re officially recognized as a criminal in the land they’re in.
16	they are beaten in some non-violent contest.
17	they can hear music.
18	their special hat is knocked off their head.
19	they’re shown their own reflection.
20	the painting which receives wounds in their stead is destroyed.
21	they’ve done a kind deed since the sun last rose.
22	they’re upside-down.
23	the one who wishes them harm accepts an identical wound.
24	the harm is first dealt to a model made in their image.
25	someone is ritually harmed by the same mean(s) in front of them.
26	they believe it’s actually another source of harm.
27	it’s the night of the new moon.
28	they refuse an invitation.
29	their second heart which they hid in a chest is destroyed.
30	they’re inebriated.
31	they’re too distracted to concentrate on maintaining their partial invulnerability.
32	they’re in the shadow of a black cat.
33	they inhale the smoke from a cremated corpse.
34	three religious leaders of different faiths issue condemnations of them.
35	they’ve just had the best day of their life.
36	they’re prepared as a live sacrifice for a fell deity.
37	they’re beaten in a rhyming contest.
38	a mock funeral is held for them.
39	they believe they’re already dead.
40	they walk under a doorway where an iron horseshoe’s hung.
41	they’re slapped with a fish.
42	the harm is done with their opposite, a partially unstoppable weapon created in the same moment they became (sort of) invulnerable.
43	the means of harm has been coated or mixed with the juice of nightshade.
44	they want to die.
45	sunlight is shining on them.
46	they’re buried in the dirt.
47	a live snake is wrapped around their neck.
48	they’ve been staked to a mountaintop.
49	they’ve broken a hen’s egg.
50	they’ve got blood on them.

D20	Why is this being (conditionally) invulnerable?
1	Fate has decreed that they must not die by certain means lest the fabric of the divine order of things be frayed.
2	They drank a potion distilled from the waters in which Achilles was dipped by Thetis.
3	They sold their soul to a demon for invulnerability, but had already promised a fragment of it to another entity so they didn’t get the whole package.
4	They’re the god-child of a witch, who granted it as a gift.
5	They’re a potent wild talent whose ability manifests in this manner duel to psychological idiosyncrasies.
6	They meditated for years without stopping until the cosmos recognized their merit with this blessing.
7	They’re a living glitch in physics.
8	They burned away their weakness in primordial fire, which is to the paltry embers of these latter days as the tyrannosaurus rex is to the chicken.
9	They were enchanted by a wizard to serve as a durable component in an occult machine.
10	They’ve been made the live phylactery of a distant lich.
11	They outwrestled an angel and so won a boon from it.
12	They impressed a fairy-prince who then blessed them with it.
13	The strength of their soul is such that some of its imperishable light reinforces their mortal flesh.
14	They exacted promises from foundational spirits of the world not to do them harm if they keep to certain taboos.
15	There’s an invincible adamant elemental somewhere up the trunk of their family tree.
16	They grafted a scrap of leather from the divine aegis onto their flesh.
17	They tricked the psychopomp responsible for managing their death.
18	They were a test subject for an attempt at one of the great works of alchemy, the creation of the invincible and eternal Resurrection Body.
19	For reasons unknown and incomprehensible to mortals they’ve gained the protection of an eldritch entity.
20	It’s merely pure, astoundingly unlikely luck that they’re not harmed in certain circumstances.