Got a soft spot for gnomes. Normally sickened by that HR-approved heckin wholesome smol bean chungus aesthetic, but with gnomes it’s subtly yet sufficiently different.
from the dreams of animals hibernating beneath the earth.
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from old folk forgotten by their children.
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from halflings that overdosed on magic.
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from women who tell too many jokes while pregnant.
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from piles of leftover leather in cobblers’ shops.
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from a toad fucking a toadstool.
D6
These gnomes are known for
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their mundane crafts of exquisite worksgnomeship.
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their impossible inventions that fall apart if examined or thought about too closely.
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the brewing of subtle wines and fierce spirits.
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being very hard to track down if they don’t want to be found.
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making the best fools and mummers.
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being enamoured with antiquities, especially old books.
D6
An unusual feature of these gnomes
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is their little black eyes and their big round ears.
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is their mis-sized faces, which are either too big or too small for their heads.
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is their brightly twinkling eyes like gemstones.
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is their bulbous red noses covered in white spots.
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is their polydactylic hands and feet.
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is their long, long toes that curl up and in over their feet.
D6
These gnomes’ inherent magic
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lets them speak with animals, trees, brooks, and other parts of the natural world, but only after they get themselves and their conversation partner drunk or high.
2
can disguise themselves and their homes as boulders, grassy knolls, or other formations of dirt and stone so long as they remain perfectly still.
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can be used for minor feats of illusion and telekinesis, but if anyone is harmed by their magic that harm is returned threefold upon the gnome.
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can be extracted from their bodies by lethal alchemical processes, making them a target for unethical wizards and deeply suspicious of anyone wearing a pointy hat.
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is of a subtle sort that preserves the things they love, reducing the need for homekeeping, maintaining precious heirlooms, and sharing gnomish longevity with their friends and spouses.
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soaks into the places they live, awakening them to a kind of drowsy animation. Places they remain in and treat well will ward off the elements, warn them of intruders, provide food, and so on.
D6
These gnomes must
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wear bright red hats to identify themselves when among bigger people, as they are believed to be shapeshifters.
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avoid excessively unpleasant feelings, as they suffer easily and deeply from psychosomatic diseases.
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take care to pay respect to the fickle spirits that follow them about.
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respond truthfully to a question if a question of theirs is answered honestly first.
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keep their promises, or else age a year and a day for breaking one.
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be buried in good loam when they die, or else return as infuriatingly mischievous poltergeists.
D6
These gnomes are rumoured to
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dig under churches to steal their good silver.
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turn those who offend them into rats.
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fight secret wars against goblins in attics and basements.
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be spies for an invisible kingdom.
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be always born as twins, one gaunt and dour as the other is plump and cheery.
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be immune to the poisons and plagues that afflict humanity, and to use these things to atrocious effect in war and subterfuge.
the guardian spirit of a sacred river, polluted along with its charge by the meddling of mankind.
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a dinosaur that wanted to survive the extinction of the rest of its kind so badly it became the ultimate survivor.
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a wizard’s failed attempt to create a plant-animal hybrid as the perfect crop/livestock.
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a god that went feral after the extermination of its cult, losing its true immortality and most of its wisdom.
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an incarnation of death’s inevitability that crawled up from the underworld.
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a sophistic demon bound to the earth by some mortal clans’ blood feud. So long as the hatred flows through the generations the hydra will return.
D6
This hydra has
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bones that snap and protrude under its own weight with every step, only to mend moments later.
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tumours and throbbing scars dappling it from old, mis-healed wounds.
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colourful frills around its necks.
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a carpet of ticks covering its hide.
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translucent flesh. Veins and organs can be seen shifting beneath, devouring each other in a visceral ouroboros.
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vestigial eyes and limbs dotting its body.
D6
This hydra’s regeneration
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causes it to bud off swarms of mini-hydras when it’s wounded.
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can be inverted if it’s exposed to a drug which only the moon-folk know how to produce.
3
can be inhibited by music, which enrages it.
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will continue even after it’s killed, bringing it back to life unless it’s burned or dissolved.
5
accelerates for 1d6 rounds after it’s eaten about at least a person-sized portion of meat.
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produces an excess of blood when it’s wounded, turning the battlefield into a slippery mess.
D6
This hydra’s lair
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is a burrow that opens to the bed of an algae-caked kettle in the midst of a peatland.
2
is a fissure where the mouth of a spring flows.
3
is a ruined palace halfway sunk in a flooded delta, surrounded by the waterlogged remnants of a dead civilization.
4
is a dank ponor where deafening rapids spill.
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has a mouth curtained by a waterfall.
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lies on an isle in the middle of an estuary.
D6
Near this hydra’s lair
1
is a young warrior groomed into believing that they’re a demigod and their sycophants-cum-political handlers, hyping themselves up to slay the monster and prove their prowess.
2
a peasant family are dragging a recalcitrant ox to sacrifice to it.
3
is the cabin of a royal gamekeeper tasked with keeping an eye on the hydra and making sure nobody provokes it.
4
is a tricksy talking vulture that eats the hydra’s leftovers.
5
is an old hunter collapsed in the mud, dying from injuries inflicted by the hydra.
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is a clutch of crab-men who fear and worship it.
D6
Something that can be harvested from this hydra is its
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scales, which could be made into superlative armour by a master craftsman.
2
sinews, which could be used to make magic rope or bowstrings.
3
liver, which could be used to filter poisons into beneficial elixirs.
4
bones, which could be carved into barbed weapons that grow into the wounds they wreak.
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feces, which are an unmatched fertilizer.
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blood, which could be refined into a healing potion.
goat bones replacing some of its missing human ones.
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metal splints bolted on to reinforce its long bones.
3
ghostly flaming viscera shuddering in its torso.
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a nest of cockroaches in its skull, scuttling in and out of its eye sockets.
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scorched black bones, with ash drifting from its clacking jaws.
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gnaw-marks on its bones.
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cobwebs dangling from its limbs.
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a rusty dagger embedded in its left scapula.
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a caved-in skull, a few shards still rattling within.
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delicate cranking gears replacing its ligaments.
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a gold-plated grin.
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packed dirt onto its bones in a facsimile of flesh.
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a shaggy carpet of moss clinging to it.
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burial scenes scrimshawed on its bones.
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old blood scabbed on it.
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incense sticks planted in its pelvis.
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its phalanges and metacarpals partially carved into chess pieces.
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cancerous bone deformities.
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a crooked spine.
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a fancy feathered cap it will not part with under any circumstances.
D20
This skeleton’s special skeleton power
1
is that only crushing its bones to pieces will put it down for good. Otherwise they’ll reassemble themselves.
2
is that after it kills something with a skeleton it can peel off the nasty meat and reanimate a bony friend.
3
is that it’s retained most of its intelligence and personality from life, though it’s gained an overpowering hatred for the living.
4
is that it can push beyond the structural limits of its bones. By shattering an arm or leg it can deliver a terrible blow, or leap an incredible distance.
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is that it can instantly bury itself in soil to later burst out in ambush.
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is that its grim visage immediately provokes a morale check in hirelings.
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is that like a shark’s bones it is mostly cartilage, and so can flex and compress tremendously.
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is that if it’s damaged it can pull bones from the dead or unconscious to repair itself.
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is that its screaming spectral skull will haunt its killer, preventing restful sleep for 1d6 nights.
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is that it carries the quiet of the grave with it, silencing all sound within 10 feet.
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is that it brings the chill of the grave with it, extinguishing all flames within 10 feet.
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is that it can shroud itself with the illusion of its living appearance.
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is that it’s suffused with putrescent energies. Those it wounds must save or contract a random disease.
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is that it drank lots of milk in life so its bones are harder than normal. Increase its AC by 2 above the normal rating for a skeleton. The skeleton has a milky sheen to it.
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is that its undead essence will taint its killer, making them take on the vulnerabilities of the undead for a day.
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is its jaw strength. If it deals max damage with an attack it bites off 1d4 fingers.
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is that its bones are telescopic. It can extend its reach and/or height by up to 10 ft.
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is that its killer will become cursed as an enemy of the undead, and be preferentially targeted by the undead until the curse is cleansed.
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is that its sharp fingers and toes let it climb sheer walls and cling to ceilings.
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is that it can pinpoint the heartbeats of the living from 50 feet away.
D20
This skeleton might be encountered
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silently performing funeral rites for itself.
2
dancing wildly to the beat of dripping water.
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pretending to sleep in a bed made of rags and mushrooms.
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staring at its reflection in a dirty puddle.
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covering walls with handprints.
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assembling trash into vanitas tableaux.
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standing perfectly straight and still.
8
chewing on a rat.
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playing its ribcage like it’s a xylophone.
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applying the paste of squashed bugs to its skull like cosmetics.
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wandering listlessly.
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rocking itself back and forth in the fetal position.
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shuddering as if it is weeping, though it sheds no tears and makes no sound.
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tapping its fingers rhythmically against its knees.
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poking its hands through the empty spaces of its ribs, jaw, arms, and pelvis.
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rapt in observation of a squirming worm.
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contorting itself into poses no living body could match.
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spinning around rapidly to enjoy its lack of dizziness.
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very, very slowly moving through the motions of its former daily life.
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making angels in the dust.
D20
Something that might be looted from this skeleton is
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a treasure map scratched onto a slate.
2
a polished obsidian mirror.
3
a half-full skin of sour wine.
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a scroll tanned from the skeleton’s own skin, covered in scrawled invectives.
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a pair of lead coins lodged in its eye sockets.
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a moldering deed to a nearby plot of land.
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a turquoise death-mask.
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a doused torch.
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a bouquet of desiccated roses.
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a pouch of lamb-gut condoms.
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a clay jar of mummification spices.
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an ivory hairbrush.
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a filigreed scabbard.
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a corroded key.
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a cracked porcelain doll.
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a silver poesy ring.
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a ratty shawl.
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a sturdy and comfortable pair of leather boots.
19
a bag of iron nails (which could be quite expensive back in the day when they had to be hammered out by hand).
20
a wooden cross and rosary (or other setting-appropriate holy symbol).
D20
This skeleton wound up in this dungeon
1
because their murderer dumped them here to prevent discovery.
2
because a necromancer raised it to guard their lair within. That necromancer was struck down by old age before they could reach a satisfactory immortality.
3
after following a crunchy-looking bat.
4
after being sealed up here to die like Fortunato.
5
because the dungeon was used as a dump for corpses after a plague.
6
seeking refuge from a storm outside, only to fall victim to the dungeon’s other inhabitants.
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because it was called from its repose by a cursed treasure within.
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because in life they were a resurrection man chasing corpses here, only to become a corpse themself.
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because in life they were an explorer who ended up in over their head.
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because while they were alive they were press-ganged into excavating part of this dungeon.
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because they committed suicide here to avoid troubling their loved ones.
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after being chased by bandits, only to find the inhabitants of the dungeon to be deadlier foes.
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because the necromancer that raised it sent it in to find valuable treasures.
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because the necromancer that raised it sent it to attack an enemy of theirs with bad directions.
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because a band of gnolls dragged it in to serve as a snack.
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because a noble ran them over with their carriage, and discreetly disposed of their corpse to avoid legal issues.
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as a sacrifice to mollify the monsters within.
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because during an old epidemic it was used to quarantine the sick. They died of their sickness huddled in the dark.
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because in an old war it was used as a holding ground for prisoners taken in battle. They starved before their family could collect enough ransom money.
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because their friends dared them to enter it. They didn’t make it out alive.
