D20x5 Nasty Nagas

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D20	This naga’s body is that of
1	a python.
2	a rattlesnake.
3	an eel.
4	a larva.
5	a velvet worm.
6	a centipede.
7	a caecilian.
8	a slug.
9	a caterpillar.
10	a millipede.
11	a maggot.
12	a ferret.
13	a lungfish.
14	a cobra.
15	a coral snake.
16	an earthworm.
17	a flatworm.
18	a mamba.
19	an asp.
20	an adder.

D20	This naga’s face is
1	beautiful and youthful.
2	gaunt and bearded.
3	blandly indistinct.
4	brutish, coarse.
5	blemished and broken.
6	permanently clenched in a wrathful visage.
7	scarred and pockmarked.
8	half masculine and half feminine.
9	stiff and doll-like.
10	so pale every vein can be seen beneath.
11	scaled and bestial.
12	a fleshless skull.
13	always covered by a bronze mask.
14	dominated by the lidless eye on their forehead.
15	a silver mirror on the stump of their neck. They can speak with the image and voice of anyone reflected by it.
16	made up of lotus petals.
17	fluid, shifting features like ripples on a pond.
18	chubby and jovial.
19	uncannily elongated.
20	tattooed with inhuman poetry.

D20	To humans, this naga
1	is an anthropophagous monster.
2	is a wise guru.
3	is an emissary of the gods.
4	is a pitiless philosopher-king.
5	is a friend to witches and the weird.
6	is a guardian of sacred sites.
7	is an enigma glimpsed in wild places.
8	is a wretched priest of dark powers.
9	is a culture hero who taught them the foundations of art and science.
10	is an enemy thought defeated by their ancestors.
11	is fickle, sometimes an ally and others an enemy.
12	is an enforcer of karmic justice.
13	is a remnant of a prior yuga, a being of lost glory.
14	is the patron divinity of a remote village.
15	is the ferocious hunter of an artifact stolen from the heavens long ago.
16	is the gatekeeper to a paradisiacal pocket dimension full of earthly riches.
17	is a ruthless tester of claimants to holiness and enlightenment.
18	is a murderous maintainer of primal boundaries which contemporary humans can’t help but push against.
19	is known as a lord of asuras and the risen dead.
20	is a sage whose advice has raised and broken kingdoms.

D20	This naga has the magical power
1	to scry over long distances by staring into stagnant pools.
2	to shed its monstrous skin and disguise itself in human form.
3	to incubate other creatures’ eggs into humanoid hybrid servitors.
4	to transmute its venom into vapour or alloy it into metals.
5	to project its soul from its body and into other places and planes of existence.
6	to send anything it swallows to a pocket dimension of its design.
7	to slither through the air.
8	to taste lies.
9	to paralyze those who hear the shaking of its tail.
10	to command bodies of water and monsoons.
11	to peer into the past lives of those that lock eyes with it.
12	to haunt its killer after death, and be reborn as their killer’s child should they ever have one.
13	to arm and armour itself with supernaturally-potent regalia when engaged in righteous battle.
14	to manifest countless arms of pale blue telekinetic force to manipulate things.
15	to shoot beams of destructive energy from its eyes.
16	to eat spells then disgorge them as mystic gemstones.
17	to drain diseases and curses out of those it bites then transmit those afflictions to others through its spittle.
18	to see invisible things and tussle with spirits as though they were solid.
19	to swallow itself up like an ouroboros and pop back to reality somewhere else after that final moment of non-existence.
20	to change its size from as small as a pencil to as large as a train.

D20	You might encounter this naga
1	swallowing a deer whole.
2	doing hyperflexible yoga poses.
3	painting its body with esoteric diagrams along internal energy flows.
4	holding court in a grove of banyans.
5	locked in mortal struggle with a giant bird.
6	being pestered by wild monkeys.
7	opining on how the world reflected in a drop of dew is no more real than the world itself, as both are merely illusive images.
8	reading an ancient scroll written on snake-skin.
9	performing astrological calculations.
10	meeting with a prince for a forbidden tryst.
11	scouting out a suitable spot for its nest.
12	tending to a garden of cannabis.
13	checking a line of wards it’s set up to keep out hungry ghosts.
14	looking for its lost pet human.
15	interrogating passers-by on their interpretation of a prophetic dream it had.
16	reciting an epic poem about the wars of gods and demons.
17	restoring an ancient, overgrown monument.
18	mourning at the grave of a long-dead friend.
19	enjoying tea with a family of orangutans.
20	debating metaphysics with a monk