D6x6 Eerie Ettercaps

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D6	These ettercaps have
1	mouths overcrowded with snaggled human teeth, chelicerae, and pedipalps.
2	urticating hairs covering their body like an especially-itchy case of hypertrichosis.
3	dainty, doll-like, supernumerary vestigial limbs hanging off their body.
4	octuplets of eyes crowding sockets that should hold only one.
5	bulbous abdomens with ominous patterns painted on them.
6	ribcages like accordians, or the pages of a book, pumping air into them as they move.

D6	These ettercaps are
1	unfortunate folk who've been sucked dry, hollowed out, and hijacked by colonies of arachnids.
2	people who swallowed far more than their annual allotment of eight spiders per year in their sleep.
3	a weaver's guild that was cursed for conspiring with fell powers.
4	not related to spiders at all, and are in fact highly-derived hominids. Their webs are hairs extruded from ingrown cyst-sacks, and their venom is adapted from salivary enzymes.
5	the genetically-modified infiltrators and killers of a fallen empire.
6	the damned souls of poisoners, who climbed out of their corner of Hell by way of a silken thread.

D6	These ettercaps' lair
1	is in a branching pit with expertly-designed trapdoors separating compartments within, which snap open or closed in response to air pressure and other subtle signals.
2	is a cluster of structures like upside-down tents hung from stout branches and made of leaves stuck together with webbing.
3	is in the attics of houses in an abandoned town, connected by plank-and-thread suspension bridges.
4	has been uncovincingly disguised as a boulder by sticking gravel to it.
5	is the shed exoskeleton of a truly gigantic tarantula which the ettercaps worship as their deific ancestor.
6	is a boat dragged around on land by a team of leashed slaves.

D6	These ettercaps have been accused
1	of laying webbing at neck-height across roads to clothesline and mug riders.
2	of sneaking venom into mothers' milk to make the next generation lazy and disrespectful.
3	of using spiders to spy on people in their homes and scout out blackmail and their valuables.
4	of poaching all the game birds and leaving hunters to go hungry.
5	of luring children and the elderly into the woods and reeling them in like fishermen when they get caught on sticky strands.
6	of the assassination of a minister, who's been strangled with a length of silk.

D6	These ettercaps prefer to fight
1	three-dimensionally, attacking from every angle.
2	by entangling enemies in nets then shanking them while they're occupied.
3	by proxy, equipping bandits and outlaws with envenomated weaponry.
4	by trapping enemies alive to serve as food later.
5	from ambush, under the cover of night, tailing enemies until the conditions are right.
6	by whittling enemies down from afar bit by bit then striking decisively when they're at their lowest point.

D6	The spiders these ettercaps keep
1	are specially bred to wrap themselves up in soft webbing like cotton candy, becoming ideal pillows.
2	are giant wolf spiders used as leaping mounts.
3	are portia spiders kept in hives and trained to act as computers.
4	are domesticated Darwin's bark spiders, whose silk they use to weave light yet tough armour.
5	are affectionate and cling to their owners in wriggling mats. They'll climb up weapons that strike them and bite their bearers unless the weapons are cast away.
6	are dying off from a fungal infection, and the ettercaps are desperate for a cure.