Ibixians are official D&D goat-people.
Click the button below to generate your ibixians:
Special thanks to Spwack for the generator generator here:
D6 | These ibixians resemble |
---|
1 | Bagots, with broad and swooping horns, black heads, and white bodies. |
2 | Damascus goats - very cute while young, horrendously ugly when mature. |
3 | Dutch Landraces, with long beards and shaggy coats. |
4 | Angora goats - they've got coats of wooly mohair. |
5 | Nigerian Dwarfs - they're just little guys. |
6 | Kamoris, with long ears and calico-like fur colouration. |
D6 | These ibixians live |
---|
1 | as mountainfold herders who sometimes sweep down into the lowlands in great bleating war-parties. |
2 | in cities that are downright hostile terrain to humans, full of precarious slopes and ledges. |
3 | in hidden vales and the dark hearts of forests, committing atrocities for the pleasure of their demon-god Baphomet. |
4 | in a literally parallel society - horizontally parallel to be exact - in narrow towers and the walkways between, due to obscure and ancient law regarding permissible ratios of land ownership (Goat Tower). |
5 | as anarcho-primitivist guerillas undermining the works and strictures of civilization. |
6 | as slash-and-burn grazers - they slash your livestock to fertilize the ground and burn your fields to make room for delicious grasses. |
D6 | These ibixians |
---|
1 | shave criminals and make of their wool shame-garments. |
2 | chew the shoots of a sort of blue bamboo, which grants them euphoria and sonourous belches. |
3 | coat the horns of their ancestors in clays and resins to make them conduits to the otherworld. |
4 | make hollows in their hooves which they fill with beads to enhance the music of their dancing. |
5 | find eating meat to be the height of barbarity, a sure sign of an irrational mind. |
6 | include the elongated (murine?) pupil as a common motif in fabrics and jewelry. |
D6 | These ibixians view goats |
---|
1 | essentially the same way we see monkeys. |
2 | as a lost tribe of their kind cursed for some misdeed. |
3 | as their exclusive property, and human goatherds as bastard thieves. |
4 | as shameful hook-ups. |
5 | as artifacts of a previous, unfinished cosmos. |
6 | as potential family - they can turn goats into more ibixians by feeding them special concoctions. |
D6 | These ibixians go into battle |
---|
1 | with shields painted with their personal sigils, and edges they've chewed up in their fighting frenzies. |
2 | with long lances they use in leaping attacks. |
3 | to the beat of drums stretched with the skin of their slain enemies. |
4 | strapped with smouldering pots - if they're struck with a blow that smashes a pot, toxic fumes billow out around them and their opponent. |
5 | wielding tall and wickedly-hooked falxes. |
6 | directly only when cornered - they prefer using their superior mobility to harass and ambush. |
D6 | Ibixian is a lame name, instead these guys are called |
---|
1 | the Horned Men. |
2 | cliff-chasers. |
3 | caprines. |
4 | the get of Tanngrisnir. |
5 | goatheads. |
6 | bleaties. |
No comments:
Post a Comment