D6x6 Shapeshifting Reptilian Aliens in the Halls of Power

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D6	This shapeshifting reptilian is reptilian
1	because they are an actual reptile - a descendant of the sapient and technologically-advanced troodontids who fled from a disaster that threatened life on Earth in a distant epoch.
2	because they are a demon, and a relative of the serpent in Eden - the Fall of Man severed humanity from the true and eternal world, trapping us in the retroactively-created natural history of the universe - similarly turning the demon and others like it into members of entire evolved species of (still quite evil) aliens.
3	due to transgenic modification - their kind can't survive on Earth naturally and must incorporate the genes of Earth-life to do so - it just so happens that the genes of reptiles are the most compatible.
4	only by faint resemblance, due to convergent evolution.
5	due to cosmetic surgery, so that anyone who tries to reveal their existence will seem to be an Ickean conspiracy theorist.
6	because of a morphic resonance signal broadcast by a reptilian progenitor species - this signal reached Earth as well, leading to the evolution of vertebrates, but a cosmic accident led to mammals usurping the proper dominion of reptiles.

D6	This shapeshifting reptilian shapeshifts
1	by everting their body and then wriggling into their target's body - digesting the unnecessary internal organs and linking their nerves and circulatory system into the leftover husk to walk it around and sustain it.
2	through immersion in a pod they've hidden in their base of operations, which breaks their body down into goo and rebuilds it into the new form.
3	by smearing on a coat of nanotechological "clay" that mimics the colours, textures, and temperature of human tissues.
4	by putting their target into a coma then attuning to the target's neuro-electrical self-image - if their target ever wakes up or dies, the reptilian loses their form.
5	by metamorphosing like a caterpillar, using their skin as a chrysalis. If they lose their shed skin, they lose their ability to shapeshift.
6	by rotating parts of their body through higher spatial dimensions until they approximate the desired form - as this can put their insides on their outside, their shapeshifted forms are often surprisingly fragile.

D6	This shapeshifting reptilian is on Earth
1	to encourage humanity's most rapacious and anti-social tendencies, so as to more effectively produce garmonbozia to harvest.
2	to recruit compradors who will manage the Earth after its conquest by the approaching reptilian space-fleet.
3	in exile, after crossing the wrong reptilian back home - they seek to surround themself with the finest comforts and security this backwater planet has to offer.
4	to discover the fate of an infiltration force that was sent to the planet a century ago.
5	to counter the moves of a psycho-electrical Procyonian energy vampire, which can possess people and technology like a demon - its intentions for humanity aren't any better than the reptilian's.
6	to assassinate world leaders and foment global anarchy so that the reptilians can swoop in and pretend to be humanity's saviours.

D6	This shapeshifting reptilian has infiltrated
1	a military base, cultivating a violent cult of personality around themself.
2	the entertainment industry, hopping between the forms of performers and agents and producers.
3	George Soros's Open Society Foundations, using their position to influence a web of NGOs.
4	an infamously litigous biglaw firm.
5	a museum, which by chance has amassed some artifacts of latent power.
6	a Freemasonic lodge - they were disappointed to find that the Freemasons' power is not what it once was.

D6	This shapeshifting reptilian enjoys
1	injecting themself with adrenochrome extracted from the pineal glands of terrified children.
2	swallowing small furry animals alive & wriggling.
3	taking joyrides in its flying saucer & doing cattle mutilations.
4	infecting enemies and annoyances with gene-serums that transform them into squamous monstrosities, then letting them loose in the sewers.
5	impersonating people's loved ones then gaslighting them into insanity.
6	drinking coffee (they get drunk off caffeine) and listening to true crime podcasts.

D6	This shapeshifting reptilian can give themself away
1	by the nictation of their translucent secondary eyelids.
2	by their abnormally low body temperature.
3	through their hissing lisp.
4	because the condensation from their breath is slightly corrosive.
5	through their fear and revulsion of pregnant women.
6	through their lack of nipples or a belly button.