D6x6 Epic Epimeliads

Epimeliads are dryads who are protectors of sheep and goats - perhaps apples as well, or instead, ancient Greek can be ambiguous like that - or so I've heard.

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D6	This epimeliad has
1	a truly tremendous, cloud-like afro.
2	yellow eyes with hourglass pupils.
3	a long white skirt - a whole flock's worth of prancing hooves can be glimpsed beneath when she lifts it.
4	a reverberating voice and footsteps that sound like bells.
5	a crown of curling ram's horns, so huge her neck should snap under their weight, yet she bears them effortlessly.
6	an ewe's head, yet a human body.

D6	This epimeliad can
1	cause hair to grow and thicken into a woolly morass.
2	sing songs that draw livestock to her over great distances.
3	cure or inflict murrains.
4	headbutt enemies with great force.
5	lull others into sleep, or sleep-like hypnotic trances.
6	see through the eyes and hear through the ears of her flock.

D6	This epimeliad's flock
1	is composed of lanky, mountainous sorts, able to leap impressibe lengths.
2	bears fleeces of a shimmering golden hue, so bright as to be blinding in direct sunlight.
3	have wool that traps air pockets, allowing them to float stuck together like velcro into a big fluffy raft.
4	is too fluffy to even walk, and must roll bouncingly about.
5	are ornery and heavy-horned, keen to butt each other and anything they come across.
6	are true innocents in the eyes of the cosmos - to harm them is to be cursed, yet they can be sacrificed for potent dark magic.

D6	This epimeliad punishes those who threaten her flock
1	by transforming them into a wolf and sending them home to prey on their friends and family.
2	by transforming them into sheep.
3	by skinning them and tanning their hides.
4	by sewing their eyes and mouth shut.
5	by planting an apple seed in their eye that grows into a gory little bonsai, bearing fruit that contains the best parts of their brains while they're left weighed-down and addled.
6	by trampling them til all their bones are broken.

D6	This epimeliad is
1	the spirit of a maiden slain and buried beneath a pasture to be its guardian.
2	an egregore born from the collective consciousness of her flock.
3	a princess sired by the King of Beasts.
4	an archetypal eidolon, a fragment of the Platonic Shepherd incarnate.
5	a sheep that attained the power to assume a humanoid form after accumulating merit for a hundred years.
6	the child of a deity who was cursed by a rival to lust after a sheep.

D6	This epimeliad wants
1	to fulfill the last wish of a kindly dying shepherd.
2	a sister of hers, a lost lamb, to be found and returned to the fold.
3	the ersatz argonauts after her flock to be discouraged from their quest.
4	the wyvern stalking her to be hunted down.
5	to acquire the services of a master taxidermist to preserve her favourite charge.
6	someone to fetch her the legendary Shears of the Crescendo Moon.