D6x6 Motley Martians

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D6	These Martians look
1	like bug-eyed humanoids the colours of necrotic flesh, whose torsos terminate just below the ribcage into many pairs of waving boneless arms.
2	much like people do, only they're eight feet tall, daintily skinny, got ruby-red skin, and skulls elongated into shapes like fallen-over question marks.
3	like branching worms with hard armoured segments, each branch ending in a ring of eyes and many-jointed claws.
4	like green inhuman corn-husk dolls tied together from diaphonous tissues.
5	like terror birds with crookclawed arms instead of wings, big compound eyes, and dusty spines instead of feathers.
6	like lip-mouthed octopus-heads on six-armed spider monkey-bodies.

D6	These Martians arrive
1	as desperate yet chauvinistic refugees in a ragtag star-fleet.
2	as a testing vanguard - their success or failure will determine whether a much larger invasion will follow.
3	by accident, after activating some space-warping machine older than their civilization.
4	as confused would-be conquistadors - they assumed human technology was much less advanced based on outdated scans.
5	in interplanetary artillery shells, only a fraction surviving the impact - they are convicts offered Earth as an alternative to execution back on Mars.
6	in collusion with a terrestrial government that sold humanity out in exchange for special privileges.

D6	The Mars these Martians came from
1	is a dying world of drying canals and ancient monsters thawing from old ice.
2	was once lush, but became infected by the same planet-phage that long ago destroyed Phaeton after incautious Martian research.
3	has a barren surface, with life surviving only in the vast network of sealed and pressurized tunnels below its surface - the life support of these failing with the loss of knowledge and resources over generations.
4	is dominated by a hydraulic despot empire that controls the moisture condensing technology that enables its continued inhabitability.
5	was once green like Earth, but a mutant blight rendered all its vegetation red as well as some combination of carnivorous, poisonous, and sickly.
6	is a divine realm of rusted arsenal-mountains and endless bloodshed.

D6	These Martians' vehicles
1	are battle-mechs built to resemble the most threatening fauna of Martian biomes.
2	are whirligig-airships that surround themselves with micro-cyclones.
3	crawl like spiders across forcefield-webs they project onto battlefields.
4	move around by hopping, and are built for the lighter Martian gravity, suffering constant break-downs under the strain of Earth's gravity.
5	are a caste of their own species, grown to huge sizes and fitted with cybernetics so they can be controlled and hold crews.
6	are gigantic shovel-lined wheels that scoop up ores and metals then forge them interally into swarms of drones.

D6	These Martians might wield
1	explosive canisters of flesh-melting gas.
2	nervewrack-rays that project beams of the purest agony.
3	weapons like tasers, except instead of sending electricity down their wires, they rapidly drain their victims of blood - converting it into a delicious and nutritious energy drink in the process.
4	drill-tipped whips able to autonomously seek out targets and pass through walls, armour, and other barriers all but unimpeded.
5	synaesthetic destructors which can convert beams of sunlight into channels of annihilating noise, or strong scents into flensing rasps, or whatever else.
6	guns that fire bubbles, which can unleash a variety of horrible effects when they pop.

D6	These Martians might be defeated
1	by splashing them with bleach - it causes a chain reaction in their alien biology that leads to them melting into vanilla-scented sludge.
2	by manipulating their insatiable lust for human pussy.
3	with the music of the late, great Jimmy Buffett, the harmonic resonance of which effectively lobotomizes them.
4	by bribing them with gold, which is a thousand times more valuable on Mars than it is on Earth.
5	by credibly threatening to crash Phobos and/or Deimos into Mars.
6	only through long and grueling years of asymmetric warfare.