Wednesday, September 20, 2023

D6x6 Savoury Sea Serpents

There's a snake on the western wave
And his crest is red.
He is long as a city street,
And he eats the dead.
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
Where the snake goes down.
And he waits in the bottom of the sea
For the men that drown.
Chorus: —
This is the voice of the sand
(The sailors understand)
"There is far more sea than sand,
There is far more sea than land.
Yo . . . ho, yo . . . ho. "
-Vachel Lindsay

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D6 Sighting this sea serpent brings to mind
1 an oil spill, or an algal bloom, a reeking greenish-black churning the water into poison, surrounded by bloated, bobbing dead things.
2 a dire albatross cresting a wave, its flared hood wide as any wingspan.
3 a deeper, darker blue than is seen in the sea - the colour of the darkness between the stars.
4 a stream of petals torn from floating lotuses.
5 a river of bright, thick blood, undiluted, unclotting.
6 the horrific slithering of some parasitic worm through translucent layers of flesh.
D6 People who sail the sea which this serpent inhabits view it
1 as a demanding and territorial god.
2 as the devil incarnate - countless would-be heroes have disappeared down its gullet and in its crushing coils.
3 as more of a natural disaster than a mortal creature.
4 as their wrathful guardian spirit.
5 as the soul of that sea, vital and fickle as its watery body.
6 as the ultimate proof and prize of a true fisherman's mettle.
D6 This sea serpent lairs
1 among the seaweed-wrapped wreckage of a sunken fleet.
2 in the baroque, opaline shell of some titanic mollusc.
3 in the crack of an abyssal rift.
4 in the evacuated palace of some Atlantean race.
5 in a sea-glass cathedral built for it by its sahuagin worshipers.
6 in a grotto in a hidden cove.
D6 This sea serpent can
1 exhale a poisonous mist.
2 call up storms by waving its spiny tail-rattle.
3 rebirth those it's swallowed as serpentine, amphibious servitors.
4 create a whirlpool by swimming in circles.
5 reanimate its own shed skins as fragile phantoms.
6 dive right down into hell itself.
D6 This sea serpent is
1 prone to attacking ships that fly red flags or sails.
2 the child of a divine being - harming it will provoke its parent's wrath.
3 as present in the collective unconscious as it is in waking reality - if it eats you in a dream you'll become obsessed with it, whether to hunt it or revere it.
4 looking for a mate, and thus easily lured by pheromones or scale models.
5 vulnerable to attacks to its underside, which it tends to keep submerged.
6 possessed by the ghost of a brine hag, which drives it to rampage more than is natural for it.
D6 From the body of this sea serpent you might take
1 its fangs, which could be worked into magically-venomous weapons.
2 its scales, which a master could shape into a magical suit of armour.
3 its eyes, which could be preserved and enchanted as orbs that can scry on anything upon the sea.
4 its blood, in which one could bathe to precipitate a pseudo-draconic ascension.
5 its tongue, which could be rendered into a potion that would allow its drinker to speak with water itself.
6 its ribs, which could be made into musical instruments which command sea-life with their tunes.

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