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D6 | These aliens resemble sexy space women because |
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1 | they are an artificial caste created to better interact with humanity - similar variants exist for interactions with other species. |
2 | of a proto-human psychic so powerful and horny their libido reshaped these aliens' ancestors from across the cosmos. |
3 | they hybridized themselves with human DNA to immunize themselves against a plague that was tearing through their population due to their reproduction by parthenogenesis. |
4 | Amelia Earhart flew through a wormhole and crashed on their home planet, where her knowledge and her plane kickstarted their scientific/industrial revolution. They phenotypically re-engineered themselves to honour her, who they worship as a goddess. |
5 | of pareidolia - the longer you look, the less your brain convinces itself of the resemblance. |
6 | of an evolutionary fluke so unlikely to have occured naturally that it's inspired dozens of new and popular religions. |
D6 | A difference in the appearance of Earth women and these sexy space women aliens is |
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1 | that they've got translucent flesh which reveals a decidely inhuman skeletal structure. |
2 | that they're hexapods, and freely switch between centaur-like and bipedal four-armed stances. |
3 | that they've got a quivering mass of cilia and chromatophores instead of a face. |
4 | that they're about twice as large, with proportionate square-cube law thickness. |
5 | that their humanoid section is made up of wet and purplish organs everted from within their echinodermoid mesoskeleton. |
6 | that they've got visible seams from where the colonial sub-organisms that compose them are joined. |
D6 | Among other aliens (whose women these sexy space aliens do not resemble) they have a reputation |
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1 | as expert pilots, shrewd traders, and vicious pirates. |
2 | as spymasters and under-handed diplomats. |
3 | as explorers, prospectors, and nomads. |
4 | for being drug traffickers and party monsters. |
5 | for scientific innovation and expensive yet quality manufacturing. |
6 | for ideological dogmatism, paranoia, and unpredictability. |
D6 | These sexy space women aliens tend to view the Earth-practice of Earth-smooching |
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1 | as like a dog trying to hump you, when the dog should know better. |
2 | as confusing yet amusing. |
3 | as something that should only be done within the bounds of sacred marriage. |
4 | as a disturbing misuse of a combined digestive-respiratory orifice. |
5 | as an unusual thing to do outside of mating season. |
6 | as a novelty which quickly loses its appeal. |
D6 | Lusty spacers far from home and significant others say that these sexy space women aliens |
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1 | are tricksy bastards looking to lay eggs in your brain. |
2 | are all members of the harem of the galactic emperor, and sleeping with them risks the emperor's terrible wrath. |
3 | use holograms to disguise their true form, which would drive you mad if you saw it (with pleasure, horror, or both, depending on the teller). |
4 | were the inspiration for mermaids and other sorts of mythical feminine beings. |
5 | are nice to have a fling with, but difficult to have a long-term relationship with due to biological and cultural differences. |
6 | are prudes, and that you'd be better off hooking up with a galmoxian, even if they do resemble rhinocerous-slugs - seriously, galmoxians are always down to clown. |
D6 | The dominant polity among these sexy space women aliens |
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1 | is guided by a class of "librarians" cybernetically linked to a repository which aims to collect and synthesize all information in the universe. |
2 | is a meritocratic yet volatile republic wherein members can rise or fall swiftly based on their achievements (or lack thereof). |
3 | is theocratic, and premised on the idea of their unique grace among all species in the universe. |
4 | is decentralized and deliberately experimental, with the results of successful societal experiments percolating across governmental regions. |
5 | has been taken over by robots (who also kind of look like sexy space women) due to unforeseen emergent consequences of their programming. Organic citizens are taken care of, but have no real power. |
6 | is ruled by an immortal queen. |
- of pareidolia - the longer you look, the less your brain convinces itself of the resemblance.
ReplyDeleteI was going to comment something along these lines on the Patrick Stuart post about the evolution of mimicry. I had an idea for harpies where the "woman" part is actually an elaborate lure that has evolved to entice prey. One can imagine the steps in this process: sailors washed up on faraway shores probably need less convincing than those closer to home.
Anyway, (as you know) this is a good list. I was pleased to hear what became of Amelia Earhart.
I was going to comment on the Pareidolia thing too! I find pareidolia fascinating, but also I was not expecting to find that in this context lol but it works, it's a cool idea with a lot of legs (pun intended ;)).
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