Wednesday, May 7, 2025

D6x6 Space Dwarf Aliens

How about uh Deep Cock Gaylactic

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Special thanks to Spwack for the generator generator here: http://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automatic-list-to-html-translator-v2.html

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D6These space dwarf aliens look
1like acephaloid orangutans with lacey lichen instead of fur, and fleshy, pharyngeal crabbish pincers instead of hands and feet.
2like chitinous moles, with shells in jewel-esque colours, and a cluster of trunk-like, claw-tipped probosci.
3like an armature of interlocking coralline gears encased in a thick gelatinous sac.
4like they've got the head of an anomalocaris, or maybe the pointy ends of a claw hammer, atop an octopus that's been given knobby knuckles for its tentacles and learned to stand mostly-upright.
5somewhere between lanky frogs and fat kangaroos, with broad, hydraulic limbs like an organic construction vehicle and skin like coconut husk - which is particularly floccose around their necks and bellies.
6like slate, warty anvils - the pointy end a beak which opens for flexible, frond-like tongues and foregut-extrusions, the base a quartet of meaty legs - filaments extend from their backs and sides, flash an incandescent orange at the tips, then retract in waves.
D6These space dwarf aliens mine
1the ruins left behind by the eldritch clade which uplifted their species - the automated defenses of these places will not annihilate them on sight, though even many things not intended as defenses in such places can be devastating.
2hyper-dense iron from the cores of degenerate stars using gargantuan magnetic trawlers.
3out the whole molten mantles of planets, slurping them up with great tick-like installations, filtering out the good stuff and expelling the voluminous slag onto the collapsed and splintered continental shells.
4the wreaths of expelled matter which coalesce around white holes.
5asteroids, pulling them together into orbiting "herds" and laser-branding them with their clan's mark.
6the culturo-synthetic waste of civilizations that didn't manage to pass their Great Filters.
D6These space dwarf aliens drink
1a harsh distillation of their rocket-fuel - unpalatable to just about anyone else, but nigh-hangover-free if you can keep it down.
2a yeasty foam which bubbles up from the grave-pits of their ancestors - drinking it brings possessing echoes of the past.
3the semi-liquid smoke of gigantic, immortal plants which dance upon solar winds like leaves on a breeze - untouchable unless they make a misstep in their dance and self-immolate under mis-reflected rays.
4the euphoric, soporific mucus of a creature like a tank-treaded terrestrial hagfish native to the homeworld.
5a variety of liquors distilled from the grains of a dozen worlds - which liquor they drink is assumed to indicate deep features of their personalities.
6the condensed exudate of psychic entities they trap in maze-like chains of circular logic.
D6These space dwarf aliens forge
1the baryonic conveyors which can move mass-energy at rapid speeds across the galaxy. Some quirk of their psychology or Weltanschauung makes the things unreplicable by any others.
2impossible alloys, hybrids of the metals of this universe, and those of distant shores - alternate phantom-potentialities, subspatial vampire-cosms, ascended and mind-independent noospheres, and so on and suchlike.
3flesh and bone rather than inanimate matter, in the crucible of accelerated, guided evolution.
4the planet-scouring weapons that strip whole worlds of life - by ancient interstellar pact they are the only ones who can - they never sell these weapons fully, only lease them when presented witn the right casus belli - the clamour in their war-courts is deafening, and can go on for a very long time.
5arkane space-ships and -stations, self-contained and -sustaining micro-worlds.
6tremendous, ingenious thinking-machines, as well as the shackles and seals put in place to prevent these machines from rebelling or transcending the perceptible cosmos entirely.
D6These space dwarf aliens have a reputation
1for dourness and irritability - their homeworld was destroyed by their own hands, and nowhere else has ever felt quite right.
2for greed & distractibility by shiny things - an instinctual artifact of nesting and mating displays.
3for holding grudges & repaying debts - they've all got eidetic memories.
4for bad music - which is true by most standards, a lot of it is just repetitive chanting.
5for being tricky dealers - it's a translation issue.
6for sickliness & monomania - this stems from inbreeding among their elites to conserve property ownership, as well as a post-automation classicide against the dispossessed in their civilization.
D6These space dwarf aliens once
1unleashed a demon of anti-light which had been imprisoned since an early era of the universe with their digging, which few have forgiven them for.
2kidnapped a stellar emperor who reneged on an agreement with them and subjected the emperor to such tortures that even referring to them is a crime in many polities.
3held a grand dominion, but its back was broken and their holdings are now terribly diminished.
4were brought to the brink of extinction, but their adoption of cloning & hypnotic incubation-tanks enabled them to repopulate.
5tried to build a physical god - this went poorly.
6were a slave-caste under a celestial theocracy, but used their creations like a poison to destroy it from within and win their freedom.

2 comments:

  1. These "space alien fantasy creature" generators are tricky in that you're already by definition stretching the concept of "dwarf", and yet as usual these completely work and are really cool.

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  2. hey all your recent d66 posts have been quality stuff. thanks for posting these.

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