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D100 | What Does This Goblin Smell Like? |
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1 | Sweat and pennies. |
2 | Moldy garlic. |
3 | Stale farts and cigarettes. |
4 | A dead dog in a ditch. |
5 | Spoiled wine. |
6 | Rotten eggs. |
7 | Piss and vinegar. |
8 | A drunkard’s puke. |
9 | Blood and bile. |
10 | Ants crawling up your nose. |
11 | Crusty jizz rags. |
12 | Rust and gunpowder. |
13 | Gasoline. |
14 | Burnt hair. |
15 | Meat gone bad and marinated in a toilet. |
16 | Crushed maggots. |
17 | Pus and earwax. |
18 | A leper’s taint. |
19 | An open sewer. |
20 | A necrotic colon. |
21 | Unwashed ass. |
22 | The floor of an adult theatre. |
23 | Reused diapers. |
24 | Snorted ammonia crystals. |
25 | A sick child’s snot. |
26 | Fried kidney. |
27 | Salty rubber. |
28 | An oven-roasted turd. |
29 | The underside of an old log. |
30 | Hot dog water. |
31 | Moss and mildew. |
32 | Yeast. |
33 | Putrid shellfish. |
34 | Ingrown toenails. |
35 | Smoked scabs. |
36 | Tomcat musk. |
37 | A mosh pit held in a pigsty. |
38 | Choking, stolen perfume. |
39 | Tar and feathers. |
40 | A petting zoo tossed into a wood chipper. |
41 | An overflowing chamber pot. |
42 | Skunk spray and overripe tomatoes. |
43 | Moonshine. |
44 | A freshly-popped abscess. |
45 | Greasy rats. |
46 | Diarrhea on toast. |
47 | Concentrated onion juice. |
48 | A fungal infection. |
49 | Mushrooms growing between moist fat folds. |
50 | Boiled cabbage. |
51 | Raw liver. |
52 | Eviscerated fish. |
53 | Rancid guts. |
54 | A mismanaged tannery. |
55 | A wad of chewed tobacco. |
56 | Old coffee grounds. |
57 | Decaying durians. |
58 | Anal gland discharge. |
59 | Terminal halitosis. |
60 | A convention for the chronically flatulent. |
61 | A barrel full of stinky cheese. |
62 | Sour beer. |
63 | A bouquet of corpse lilies. |
64 | A handful of cavity-ridden teeth. |
65 | A wheelbarrow full of horse manure. |
66 | Wet dog and mouldering hay. |
67 | Chlorine and exhaust fumes. |
68 | Pond scum. |
69 | Mud and deer spoor. |
70 | A cat lady’s litter box. |
71 | Huffed paint. |
72 | Curdled milk. |
73 | A patch of slime mold. |
74 | Fecal pap. |
75 | Amniotic fluid. |
76 | Jellied eels. |
77 | Penguin barf. |
78 | Powdered lead. |
79 | Mercury. |
80 | Lutefisk and verdigris. |
81 | Pure capsaicin.. |
82 | Burning plastic. |
83 | Owl pellets. |
84 | Smegma. |
85 | Damp socks. |
86 | Mashed pickles. |
87 | Armpits and cauliflower. |
88 | A spilled ashtray. |
89 | Dried pig ears. |
90 | A bundle of pubes. |
91 | Ozone and methane. |
92 | Gangrene. |
93 | Baked compost. |
94 | Festering potatoes. |
95 | Fermented melons. |
96 | Jenkem. |
97 | A beached whale about to burst. |
98 | Putrefying yoghurt. |
99 | Slugs that’ve been stuck out in the sun for too long. |
100 | Teen spirit. |
lol what a random thing, but this is great. #100 especially haha.
ReplyDeleteHow about one that smells like freshly baked bread but an outcast from goblin society because of it.
ReplyDeleteThis list would also work as a room key for the goblin megadungeon.
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