Tuesday, February 18, 2025

D6x7 Grendels from Outer Space

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D6 Humanity encounters this Grendel from outer space
1 at the first Tahitian settlement in Hawaii, feuding with the Tongans.
2 at an Ethiopian Army camp during the Italian Invasion.
3 at the palace of Atilla the Hun shortly after the Scourge of God's demise.
4 at a peyote retreat catering to Silicon Valley-types in rural New Mexico.
5 at Antananarivo, shortly after King Andrianampoinimerina returned from a victorious conquest.
6 at a garrison fort defending the Great Wall of China at Badaling during the waning years of the Ming dynasty.
D6 This Grendel from outer space has
1 flesh like thickly-bleeding gums studded with metallic teeth, and a bauplan a bit like a capital M, with long, splayed limbs and a dangling torso.
2 hammerhead shark-like sensory projections jutting out the sides of its head, and an ankylosaur-like tail-club.
3 grossly asymmetrical manipulator-limbs like a crab, and a hopping gait.
4 a hide resembling a porous and off-white popcorn ceiling, with criss-crossed fangs that seem like they should make it impossible for it to open its mouth, until you see its jaws unhinge and re-arrange.
5 an S-shaped body, with an eye-lined, bony wheel at the midpoint and curves made of flexible, whip-thin hooks.
6 a body that's a fused pile of rubbery black spheres spheres like big boba, studded with spikes and stubby tentacles.
D6 This Grendel from outer space can
1 camouflage itself to nigh-invisible with cuttlefish-like chromatophores.
2 breath out a cloud of hallucinatory nightmare poison.
3 blast people with plasma from its cybernetic implants.
4 use a macro-scale quantum effect to effectively teleport short distances when unseen.
5 extract memories from the brains of creatures it eats.
6 feel the nerve impulses in your muscles to predict your attacks and other movements.
D6 This Grendel from outer space came to Earth
1 as the first prisoner of the prison colony of an alien civilization - many more like it are in transit.
2 as a research specimen abducted from another world - it escaped when its captors were abducting humans, and forced the ship it was on to crash-land.
3 after accidentally activating a warp-gate seeded on both its world and ours by a precursor-species.
4 as a deserter from a war among the stars, their ship shot full of holes by their own side.
5 as a refugee from a dying world, one of many flung desperately into the cosmos.
6 as a pilgrim touring the sacred worlds of their astrology - unfortunately the nanomachines meant to sustain them on their journey were disrupted by chance radiation, and mutated them into a monstrous form.
D6 This Grendel from outer space wants
1 to implant as many large, warm-blooded creatures with its parasitoid offspring as possible - it's a religious fanatic for something like the Quiverfull movement.
2 to force humans into worshiping its eldritch void god - it's completely insane, even by the relatively lax standards of space.
3 simple things - food, shelter, peace, quiet - it's also an alien super-soldier programmed to react with extreme violence to any perceived threats.
4 to slurp human cerebrospinal fluid, which contains chemicals it is addicted to. Slurping the fluid turns the human it was slurped from into an animalistic, lobotomized thrall.
5 to build an escape pod to get it off this planet - the materials it needs (precious metals, etc.) are most easily acquired from human settlements
6 to capture psychically-sensitive humans and torment them together to make an impromptu interstellar distress beacon to alert its comrades to its location.
D6 This Grendel from outer space's lair
1 is a cave lit by a shimmering crystal - its walls are painted with alien figures and scenes with a strange though undeniable aesthetic quality.
2 holds ramshackle shelves bearing trophies taken from the slain.
3 is half-flooded, the water infested with extraterrestrial piranha-slugs.
4 is layered with a soft and reeking wax which it exudes.
5 is a labyrinthine web of tunnels it carved through a cliff with its own hands, or nearest equivalents.
6 is a booby-trapped citadel of stacked stones and logs.
D6 This Grendel from outer space's mother
1 is a much bigger version of it, hibernating beneath its lair.
2 died some time ago, yet was reincarnated as a human - she is destined to re-encounter her child, and recall memories of her past life.
3 is a psychic star witch - she will torment her child's killer as an interstellar astral projection which can only be fought through spiritual means.
4 was a growth-vat on a nursery-station - when that station's overseer A.I. is notified of the Grendel's death through its implanted biochip it will go mad with rage and cause a lot of problems somewhere very far away.
5 is dead, but the Grendel kept her bones and keeps them in a shrine in its lair - damaging the shrine is a surefire way to drive it to an unthinking fury - stealing the bones would let you coerce it into doing your bidding.
6 is somewhere far off in space, mourning its lost child.

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