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| D100 | What Does This Goblin Smell Like? |
|---|---|
| 1 | Sweat and pennies. |
| 2 | Moldy garlic. |
| 3 | Stale farts and cigarettes. |
| 4 | A dead dog in a ditch. |
| 5 | Spoiled wine. |
| 6 | Rotten eggs. |
| 7 | Piss and vinegar. |
| 8 | A drunkard’s puke. |
| 9 | Blood and bile. |
| 10 | Ants crawling up your nose. |
| 11 | Crusty jizz rags. |
| 12 | Rust and gunpowder. |
| 13 | Gasoline. |
| 14 | Burnt hair. |
| 15 | Meat gone bad and marinated in a toilet. |
| 16 | Crushed maggots. |
| 17 | Pus and earwax. |
| 18 | A leper’s taint. |
| 19 | An open sewer. |
| 20 | A necrotic colon. |
| 21 | Unwashed ass. |
| 22 | The floor of an adult theatre. |
| 23 | Reused diapers. |
| 24 | Snorted ammonia crystals. |
| 25 | A sick child’s snot. |
| 26 | Fried kidney. |
| 27 | Salty rubber. |
| 28 | An oven-roasted turd. |
| 29 | The underside of an old log. |
| 30 | Hot dog water. |
| 31 | Moss and mildew. |
| 32 | Yeast. |
| 33 | Putrid shellfish. |
| 34 | Ingrown toenails. |
| 35 | Smoked scabs. |
| 36 | Tomcat musk. |
| 37 | A mosh pit held in a pigsty. |
| 38 | Choking, stolen perfume. |
| 39 | Tar and feathers. |
| 40 | A petting zoo tossed into a wood chipper. |
| 41 | An overflowing chamber pot. |
| 42 | Skunk spray and overripe tomatoes. |
| 43 | Moonshine. |
| 44 | A freshly-popped abscess. |
| 45 | Greasy rats. |
| 46 | Diarrhea on toast. |
| 47 | Concentrated onion juice. |
| 48 | A fungal infection. |
| 49 | Mushrooms growing between moist fat folds. |
| 50 | Boiled cabbage. |
| 51 | Raw liver. |
| 52 | Eviscerated fish. |
| 53 | Rancid guts. |
| 54 | A mismanaged tannery. |
| 55 | A wad of chewed tobacco. |
| 56 | Old coffee grounds. |
| 57 | Decaying durians. |
| 58 | Anal gland discharge. |
| 59 | Terminal halitosis. |
| 60 | A convention for the chronically flatulent. |
| 61 | A barrel full of stinky cheese. |
| 62 | Sour beer. |
| 63 | A bouquet of corpse lilies. |
| 64 | A handful of cavity-ridden teeth. |
| 65 | A wheelbarrow full of horse manure. |
| 66 | Wet dog and mouldering hay. |
| 67 | Chlorine and exhaust fumes. |
| 68 | Pond scum. |
| 69 | Mud and deer spoor. |
| 70 | A cat lady’s litter box. |
| 71 | Huffed paint. |
| 72 | Curdled milk. |
| 73 | A patch of slime mold. |
| 74 | Fecal pap. |
| 75 | Amniotic fluid. |
| 76 | Jellied eels. |
| 77 | Penguin barf. |
| 78 | Powdered lead. |
| 79 | Mercury. |
| 80 | Lutefisk and verdigris. |
| 81 | Pure capsaicin.. |
| 82 | Burning plastic. |
| 83 | Owl pellets. |
| 84 | Smegma. |
| 85 | Damp socks. |
| 86 | Mashed pickles. |
| 87 | Armpits and cauliflower. |
| 88 | A spilled ashtray. |
| 89 | Dried pig ears. |
| 90 | A bundle of pubes. |
| 91 | Ozone and methane. |
| 92 | Gangrene. |
| 93 | Baked compost. |
| 94 | Festering potatoes. |
| 95 | Fermented melons. |
| 96 | Jenkem. |
| 97 | A beached whale about to burst. |
| 98 | Putrefying yoghurt. |
| 99 | Slugs that’ve been stuck out in the sun for too long. |
| 100 | Teen spirit. |
lol what a random thing, but this is great. #100 especially haha.
ReplyDeleteHow about one that smells like freshly baked bread but an outcast from goblin society because of it.
ReplyDeleteThis list would also work as a room key for the goblin megadungeon.
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