Starting to scrape the bottom of the mythological barrel here
D6x7 Brownies, Domovoi, & Other Domestic Spirits
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D6 This domestic spirit appears
1 as a white mouse in a little tunic, strolling leisurely on its hind legs.
2 as a moth with an old person’s face, always chewing a scrap of cloth.
3 as a waxen poppet carrying a comfy yellow flame.
4 as a literally pint-sized butler.
5 as a crawling mass of green termites.
6 like an octopus molded from hair and dust.
D6 This domestic spirit lives
1 beneath an overturned bucket.
2 in the stable with the livestock.
3 up the chimney.
4 in a cupboard.
5 not in the house itself, but in a cozy, furnished hole nearby.
6 among the unswept ashes of the hearth.
D6 This domestic spirit is believed to be
1 the metamorphosed dryad of a tree cut down to build the house.
2 the soul of the house itself.
3 a gnome of the earth disturbed by the digging of the house’s foundation.
4 a lonely creature attracted by the mirth it sees in a home.
5 spawned from a secret sign you must carved into the frame of a new house, lest you welcome misfortune in.
6 a fairy entranced by mundane living.
D6 This domestic spirit can be propitiated
1 by placing boiled eggs beneath the floor.
2 by knitting it an appropriately-sized hat.
3 by singing it a song at sunrise and sundown.
4 with offerings of honey and butter.
5 by leaving it the offal and gristle of any animals slaughtered by the household.
6 by burning aromatic woods in the fireplace.
D6 If pleased, this domestic spirit may
1 whisper poetic inspiration into the ears of the house’s inhabitants.
2 repair the house with materials stolen from a rival’s.
3 leave pinches of delightful, otherworldly spices in the pantry.
4 spit medicinal herbs in the mouths of those who’ve fallen sick in the house.
5 ward away any other spirits who wish to do harm to its house’s inhabitants.
6 scare off burglars and other intruders.
D6 However, this domestic spirit is offended
1 by being seen while it goes about its work.
2 by being named in anything but the most euphemistic terms.
3 by the presence of icons or idols placed in the house.
4 by renovations being made to its house.
5 by a family moving out of or into its house.
6 by littering and uncleanliness.
D6 If displeased, this domestic spirit will
1 wipe its ass with the blankets and drapery.
2 curse any children born or growing in the house with ugliness.
3 gather rats and cockroaches to infest the house.
4 wake the house’s inhabitants with horrific noises when they try to sleep.
5 spoil any food or drink stored in the house.
6 pinch and jab the inhabitants’ ankles when they’re not looking.
Dang, coming in hot and fast now! Glad to see you're back at it, but you should pace yourself my d00d ;)! Incidentally, I should also be able to put this one to use in my current campaign, as with your recent merfolk generator.
ReplyDeleteMuch like poop, the inspiration comes and goes on its own terms. I am merely the conduit.
DeleteThat response is so perfect I can't follow with equal eloquence haha, but you can just draft them and spread them out for when you haven't had enough brain bran!
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