D6x6 Capricious Conspiracies

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D6	This conspiracy plans to
1	use the last remaining functional air loom
2	control the earth’s telluric currents by seizing Foucault’s Pendulum
3	place its secret insignia on currency, architecture, and media
4	sacrifice innocents to Moloch
5	fake a Mars landing
6	contaminate the world’s freshwater supply with chemicals

D6	in order to
1	pacify the population.
2	immanentize the eschaton.
3	accelerate the next stage of human evolution.
4	turn the frickin’ frogs gay.
5	rule under one world order.
6	further the cause of chaos.

D6	This conspiracy goes right up to
1	the president.
2	the pope.
3	the heights of Hollywood.
4	the reptilian shapeshifting masters of the globe.
5	the hidden Nazi legions within the hollow earth.
6	the queen of England.

D6	This conspiracy has acted from the shadows since
1	last week. It’s a recent development.
2	the dawn of humanity.
3	the fall of Troy.
4	the rise of the Hapsburgs.
5	the crash at Roswell.
6	the end of the gold standard.

D6	This conspiracy enforces its will through
1	an army of cloned James Deans.
2	hyper-advanced science and subliminal manipulation that the ignorant label “magic”.
3	manipulation of conventional government, bureaucracy, and police.
4	summoning extra-dimensional horrors from across the multiverse.
5	brainwashing civilians into sleeper agents.
6	teams of cyborg special agents.

D6	This conspiracy is opposed by
1	a renegade faction within itself.
2	a surviving remnant of the Knights Templar.
3	the ascended masters of Shangri-La.
4	brave tinfoil-hatted radio hosts.
5	some dorks who stumbled on it while looking for drugs on the deep web.
6	an inter-faith association of mystic knights.