Getting one of these done is like pushing a sliver out of my brain.
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Generator generator here: http://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automatic-list-to-html-translator-v2.html
D6 | These abeils have |
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1 | luxuriously fluffy black-and-yellow fur. |
2 | elongated false-stingers worn like codpieces would be for humans. |
3 | psychedelic patterns made by sticking fistfuls of dry pigments to their setae like pollen would. |
4 | bare black exoskeletons, inlaid with gold. The more gold lines their exoskeleton has, the higher their status is. |
5 | iridescent blue-green exoskeletons. |
6 | antennae bound so they grow into intricate symmetrical symbols. |
D6 | These abeils communicate with humans |
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1 | by hiring of a perfumers' guild who have noses sensitive enough to interpret their pheromones as translators. |
2 | using a special "mediator" caste, bred and raised to be the ideal intermediates between the two species. |
3 | through a highly formalized regional dance tradition that mimics their own waggle dance language. |
4 | only with great difficulty, through rough barter, violence, or avoidance. |
5 | with a simple gestural language that can be spoken regardless of its speaker's limbs or digits. |
6 | through addicts of the mind-altering mead fermented from their honey, who become sensitive to the abeils' collective consciousness. |
D6 | These abeils' hive |
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1 | has been enticing (and sometimes coercing) human engineers and architects to come and grant it cutting-edge style and amenities. |
2 | has been infiltrated by parasites that mimic them near-flawlessly, giving rise to an air of paranoia. |
3 | is partitioned throughout by quarantine measures to prevent the spread of a fatal fungal infection. |
4 | was built in the ruins that a modern kingdom claims as its own heritage. That kingdom is now verging to war to push the abeils out. |
5 | is old, and in dire need of repairs due to the previous queen's negligence. |
6 | was accidentally constructed according to principles of ultraterrestrial sacred geometry, and is now lodged halfway into another plane. |
D6 | These abeils' queen |
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1 | is young, inexperienced, and beset on all sides by scheming advisors. |
2 | sees herself as a benevolent conqueror, bringing harmony to benighted mammals. |
3 | is a jaded and unpleasant crone who stirs drama among her subjects for her own amusement. |
4 | was just assassinated, and now the hive is riven by her princesses' power struggle. |
5 | is a recent and zealous convert to an evangelical faith, and has alienated much of her hive's population pushing moral reforms on them. |
6 | is a strict micro-manager obsessed with optimizing all the hives' processes, losing sight of the greater spirit of rulership. |
D6 | These abeils' honey |
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1 | is produced from meat instead of pollen, and accelerates natural healing as well as building muscle mass. |
2 | has a delicate yet complex taste that makes it a highly sought-after commodity. |
3 | can reanimate corpses interred in it as sticky mummies. |
4 | concentrates the stimulant compounds found in the blue flowers which grow near their hive, and can grant energy, wakefulness, and even a heart attack when consumed. |
5 | can be exactingly refined to make amber gemstones, which they use as diplomatic gifts. |
6 | is mixed with their wax to make candles that have a soporifically calming aroma. |
D6 | These abeils are rumoured to |
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1 | fly out at night and kidnap men to sate their inhumanly feminine lusts upon. |
2 | have a great stock of gold which they mix into the royal jelly they feed their prospective queens. |
3 | have taught humanity the secret of city-building in an attempt to make them eusocial and hive-dwelling too. |
4 | be the descendants of an empress cursed for her ruinous hunger for honey-cakes. |
5 | be the true cause of tinnitus - the noise one hears is their distant buzzing. |
6 | inject their consciousnesses into those they sting, and thereby psychically replace human elites. |
Bee people (beeple) are great
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