D6x6 Giant Radioactive Bugs

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D6	This giant radioactive bug is
1	a rhinocerous beetle.
2	a centipede.
3	a bullet ant.
4	a deathstalker scorpion.
5	a whip scorpion.
6	a camel spider.

D6	This giant radioactive bug was irradiated
1	by a corrupt company's improperly disposed-of nuclear waste.
2	by the remnants of a cosmically-distant gamma ray burst.
3	by leakage from medical x-ray devices.
4	by the launch-blast of a Project Orion spaceship.
5	by the meltdown of an incompetently-designed nuclear reactor.
6	by a limited outbreak of tactical nuclear war.

D6	This giant radioactive bug wants
1	to find a nuclear site it can lay its eggs in.
2	to demolish a nearby city that's broadcasting irritating signals.
3	to transcend its material shell as a being of pure gamma energy.
4	to usurp mammals as the dominant intelligent class of the Earth.
5	to usher in an extraterrestrial queen from her cometary chrysalis.
6	to follow the bidding of a child who's psychically bonded with it.

D6	This giant radioactive bug can
1	swiftly heal wounds with cancerous growths.
2	render matter around it as brittle as styrofoam.
3	lay parasitic offspring that hijack the brains of those they infest.
4	induce an intense sensation of formication in anyone nearby.
5	explosively molt into an even-more-gigantic super-form for a short time.
6	emit a mutagenic mist from its spiracles.

D6	The military aims to take care of this giant radioactive bug
1	by nuking it - this will not go well.
2	by irradiating and enlarging a natural predator of it - this will not go well.
3	by using synthetic pheromones to lure it into enemy territory - this will not go well.
4	by harvesting its altered genes and using them to create an army of hybrid humanoid-insectoid soldiers - this will not go well.
5	by building an equally-giant robot to fight it - this will not go well.
6	by taming it and using it as a war-beast - this will not go well.

D6	This giant radioactive bug's weakness
1	is being sprayed with a solution of iodine.
2	is weapons made of or coated with lead.
3	is attacks targetting its joints, letting its own mass help take it down.
4	is recordings of old blues music.
5	is large concentrations of formic or acetic acid.
6	is drowning, though this requires sizeable bodies of water.