D6x7 Misanthropic Minotaurs

Don’t have a cow, man:

Table generator here: meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automatic-list-to-html-translator-v2.html

D6	This minotaur has the head of
1	an auroch. It’s big even for a minotaur (increase HD by 2).
2	a highland cow, with shaggy hair obscuring its eyes (takes half damage from cold).
3	a zebu, with a dewlap dangling from its neck.
4	an Ankhole-Watusi, with ludicrously long horns (increase the damage its horn attack deals by one size up, e.g. from 1d6 to 1d8).
5	a wagyu. Its delectable beef could be worth a fortune if you can keep it fresh.
6	a buffalo.

D6	Its body is marked by
1	bulging thews and throbbing veins.
2	brands and scourge-scars.
3	steel manacles dragging chains.
4	sores weeping like mourners.
5	soft and mottled skin like fine vellum.
6	tattoos of bullfighting scenes.

D6	Its origin is
1	an agriculturally-inclined wizard’s experiment to create cattle that could herd themselves.
2	as the blessed honour guard of a bovine demigod.
3	a cruel butcher possessed by the agonized spirits of their abattoir.
4	a thief that stole a sacred calf meant to be sacrificed to the gods, and was cursed to take its place.
5	that it’s a refugee from an alien labyrinth-moon that passed by the planet.
6	a matador who so perfected their art that they merged with the bull they were fighting.

D6	It wields
1	a labrys.
2	a pitchfork.
3	nothing but its fists, horns, and hooves.
4	the spikes welded to its horns.
5	a scythe.
6	a threshing flail.

D6	Its maze
1	is walled with sunbleached coral, floored with brine, left behind by the retreat of a shallow sea.
2	is made up of thorny hedges decorated with animal-shaped topiaries.
3	occupies a mind-bending rift that warps and wefts through the fourth dimension.
4	is a funhouse full of mirrors and optical illusions.
5	winds through the pipes and catwalks of an ancient industrial facility with an ambiguous and atrocious purpose.
6	mimics the folds of the brain.

D6	Its maze also holds
1	the treasures and remains of a mystery cult which once used the maze for initiations.
2	a bundle of meticulously folded non-Euclidean space that could serve as the seed of a pocket dimension.
3	a herd of divine cattle.
4	the bones of a slain hero who failed to defeat the minotaur. The collected bones could be used to summon the hero into service.
5	an animate ball of threat that can be commanded to rapidly weave itself into various forms.
6	a paired white egg and black egg. Whoever shatters the white egg immediately ‘hatches’ from the black egg, and vice-versa.

D6	Within its maze this minotaur can
1	rearrange the walls.
2	detect the exact position of everyone and everything in it.
3	respawn itself if killed by anyone who hasn’t solved the maze to the end.
4	call up a thick, near-viscous fog.
5	alter the direction of gravity to point towards any wall, ceiling, or floor.
6	afflict others with hallucinations of itself.