Tuesday, January 10, 2023

D6x6 Alien Infiltrators

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D6These aliens are infiltrating Earth
1to undermine our ability to organize and resist in advance of an invasion fleet.
2to track down a galactic science-criminal, who possesses knowledge that could threaten their empire, hiding among humanity.
3as a decadent and amoral tourist attraction - it's their version of a LARP, and we're the NPCs.
4to covertly harvest free-range human meat, which is an extremely illegal and expensive luxury good on the interstellar market.
5to sabotage our research of psionics, and contaminate water supplies with enzymes that inhibit the development of psychic abilities, out of fear that our mental potential might give birth to a god of the mind.
6to plant fabricated evidence that their species once inhabited Earth and taught ancient humanity art, mathematics, and so on, to influence us into becoming a willing satrapy of their civilization.
D6These alien infiltrators are able to pass unnoticed among humanity
1because their telepathic powers cause us to perceive them as one of us - silver-backed mirrors and film can reveal the ruse.
2by wearing living flesh-suits flayed off abductees.
3by keeping their real bodies hidden and using corpses remotely-controlled with implants in their skulls and spines as proxies.
4because they're able to shapeshift into human form. Only x-rays or similarly deep investigation is able to reveal the truth.
5by creating human-alien hybrids and using the most human-seeming ones as agents.
6by converting themselves into incorporeal electro-chemical hitchhikers and sharing a body with human collaborators.
D6These alien infiltrators' true form
1is somewhere between an angel and a bedsheet ghost, winged and diaphonous, with a halo of glowing tendrils around their "head".
2is remarkably humanoid, albeit crucified on the stranger angles of space-time - four limbs, an upright stance, and a head bearing sensory organs impossibly bent, squashed, elongated, inverted, and otherwise distorted in ways that hurt the eyes to look at and the brain to consider.
3resembles a cluster of pale bioceramic scissors linked by fleshy red ligaments.
4is an elastic, translucent purple membrane filled with free-floating, modular bones and muscular systems that they can consciously rearrange into new configurations.
5is spindly, iridescent trees with fractally-branching roots and branches.
6resembles tadpoles with tentacles instead of tails, linked together like the segments of a siphonophore or grapes on a vine.
D6These alien infiltrators have taken over
1the FBI and Interpol.
2the Five Eyes spy agencies.
3the mainstream media.
4the SETI Institute, CERN, and many other important scientific bodies.
5the City of London, Wall Street, Bay Street, and the boards of several international mega-corporations.
6a popular fast food chain, putting their agents just about everywhere.
D6These alien infiltrators carry devices
1disguised as innocuous objects like pens or watches which can project a disintegration ray that reduces bodies to a fine layer of dust.
2that can spray clouds of amnesia-inducing gas.
3that can hack human electronics like it's child's play.
4that can teleport them and anyone they're holding onto back to their spaceships buried deep underground.
5that can surround them with a short-lived personal forcefield impervious to handheld firearms.
6that can project silent, 3-dimensional holograms that can be animated in short loops.
D6These alien infiltrators' plan for if their infiltration is revealed to the world is
1to bring in another team, surgically altered to look like an entirely different species of alien, and have them pretend to be interstellar cops bringing them to justice (really just extracting them from the sticky situation, and getting another go at messing with humanity).
2to flee and fill Earth's orbit with debris so that we won't be able to follow after them for generations.
3to "go loud" and attempt to coup Earthly governments with the help of local compradors.
4to unleash memetic weaponry to convince people that the existence of aliens is a Chinese hoax meant to undermine the West, hopefully kicking off World War III so they can root around the ashes.
5(unbeknownst to them) for their leaders to denounce them as a rogue element, and be abandoned to the justice of Earthly authorities.
6to recognize human competence, and open negotiations to acquire what they previously sought by subterfuge.

1 comment:

  1. Fantastic stuff:

    "These aliens are infiltrating Earth as a decadent and amoral tourist attraction - it's their version of a LARP, and we're the NPCs.

    These alien infiltrators are able to pass unnoticed among humanity because they're able to shapeshift into human form. Only x-rays or similarly deep investigation is able to reveal the truth.

    These alien infiltrators' true form resembles a cluster of pale bioceramic scissors linked by fleshy red ligaments.

    These alien infiltrators have taken over the mainstream media.

    These alien infiltrators carry devices that can teleport them and anyone they're holding onto back to their spaceships buried deep underground.

    These alien infiltrators' plan for if their infiltration is revealed to the world is to flee and fill Earth's orbit with debris so that we won't be able to follow after them for generations."

    This is just a totally complete and awesome faction. Even their bodies show that these are some edgy boys probably larping as serial killers, luring people in not their most dangerous game hunting grounds through their mass media control. Even their escape plan is to callously hobble our species's future just because we found them out. It paints a picture of whiney, alien prank bros perfectly

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