a golden bullet surrounded by a halo of distorted
space, which moves by rapidly stretching into a cigar and snapping into
its new position rather than flying conventionally.
2
a platinum horseshoe spinning around a shining orb.
3
both a spider and a spiderweb at once, limned in emerald-green, plucking its way through the air.
4
a fluttering metallic wedge weightlessly dripping an oily, blistering sheen.
5
a cluster of bismuth cubes constantly changing in size and orbiting the largest among them at that moment.
6
a shimmering quicksilver shape that shifts between a
crescent and a disc like the moon changing phases reflected on the
surface of a rippling pond.
D6
This UFO has been observed
1
flying in formation with flocks of birds.
2
diving into bodies of water.
3
buzzing hospitals with the highest birth and death rates in the country.
4
positioning itself between the Earth and the Moon.
5
hovering over locations where disasters would later occur.
6
tracing the paths of ancient eel weirs.
D6
If people get near this UFO
1
it phases out of existence, reappearing later somewhere else.
2
it zaps them with increasingly-large & -charged balls of plasma until they go away.
3
they explode, and their exploded bits mutate into independent organisms.
4
they are lifted into the air and scanned by it, before being placed gently back onto the nearest red surface.
5
they experience symptoms similar to severe scurvy, and are compelled to sing an atonal song.
6
they become catatonic, and come to hours later with dream-like implanted memories of the time they spent out of it.
D6
The public response to this UFO
1
has been to blame it on Iran, and launch a sort of
popular crusade against it on lake-boats launched into the Pacific Ocean
carrying hunting rifle-bearing militias - most lost or losing heart
before coming within 10,000 miles of the Arabian Sea.
2
has been an explosion of social media influencers claiming to be UFO whisperers.
3
has been to hold impromptu rave parties wherever it's spotted.
4
has been general apathy.
5
has been a renewed support for NASA & all things astronautical.
6
has been to form a cult worshiping it as a new god, and
hunting down and publicly executing astronomers who were assumed to
have been hiding the truth of the UFO-god.
D6
The official cover-up for this UFO
1
is that it is a new style of holiday blimp.
2
is that it is an optical illusion created by a solar flare refracting through the atmosphere.
3
is to say that anyone who notices it is actually revealing their bigoted anti-government views.
4
is that it is an unusually large & ugly bird whose magnetic navigation sense has been disrupted by improperly-broadcast 5G.
5
is that the fluoride put into local water is contaminated with datura extract.
6
is that it's a cloud of gas released from permafrost by global warming.
D6
This UFO is really
1
the astral projection of a psychic, though otherwise unremarkable, giant squid.
2
a Project Blue Beam hologram.
3
a 300,000 year-old chrononautical craft from the Jebel Irhoudian civilization on a one-way jaunt into the future.
4
the machine-body of a Procyonian energy-being, who has
traveled many light years only to be disappointed that all the TV shows
it loves have ended or been cancelled.
5
an experimental autonomous military drone that's gone rogue.
6
the feeler of an ultraterrestrial entity, groping
around for a warp in space-time it can pull a larger portion of its body
through.
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