D6x6 Lonely Lake Monsters

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D6	This lake monster looks like
1	a classic plesiosaurian.
2	a ningen out of Japanese urban legend, a pale and flabby mermaidish thing of giantish stature.
3	a great serpent, or eel, or worm, no feature distinguishing enough to comfortably identify it as one or another.
4	some bastard offspring of nautilus and sea urchin, tentacled and spiny.
5	the ambiguous rotten sludge of a globster, bones juxtaposed in exo- and endoskeletal positions.
6	a limbless, eyeless toad or newt of gargantuan size, a warty gaping hulk.

D6	This lake monster is
1	a shadow-organism which slipped through a crack in the lakebed to a deep aquifer-biome.
2	a forgotten god, and without regular contact with humanity it has dwindled in power and lost its human form.
3	the result of an epigenetic metamorphosis implanted in early humanity by agents unknown, and triggered in an unfortunate swimmer by an improperly-disposed-of Cold War-era bioweapon.
4	an extraterrestrial entity whose impact into the planet first carved out its lake.
5	something that was originally an actual hoax, but initial belief in it provided the "skin" for a Qlippothic unentity to wear in reality.
6	the monstrous child born to a cursed local family of some renown, spared infanticide by its pitying aunt.

D6	The lake where this lake monster dwells
1	sits in a maar, and is unusually warm & sulphurous.
2	was extended into a jagged line by water seeping into a tectonic rift.
3	is regularly roiled by winds into devastating waves.
4	is far deeper than it is wide, plunging to lightless and lifeless depths.
5	is home to a libertarian crew of pseudo-seasteaders who maintain a settlement on a clutch of lashed-together boats and pontoons and adrift docks.
6	is choked with algae bloomed from agricultural run-off.

D6	Reports of this lake monster are typically blamed on
1	an escaped circus elephant that went for a swim.
2	a crashed hot air balloon.
3	the homemade submarine of an eccentic millionaire.
4	a tree toppled and blown into the lake by a heavy wind.
5	fish that got out from a now-defunct fish farm which once operated in the lake, the stock of which were given an experimental growth hormone.
6	inconsiderate scuba divers.

D6	This lake monster exhibits the anomalous ability
1	of an infrasonic groan that drives those who hear it into a paroxysm of thirst, driving them to shove their heads into toilets or leap into the lake to slake it.
2	to control the water around it, as well as the watery weather - clouds & fogs & suchlike, but not so much winds.
3	to inject people with a virus that turns them into subservient hybrids.
4	to subconsciously influence people who sleep near its lake through their dreams.
5	of being able to exhale a cloud of suffocating poison.
6	of psychic shapeshifting - not actually changing its physical form, but changing in the perception of others into any organism that inhabited its lake.

D6	This lake monster is studied by
1	a tweed-clad & stuttering local folklorist who is secretly a serial killer who drowns their victims (mostly tourists) to appease the monster.
2	the ex-hippie leader of a group of gross old swingers, who believes the monster to be an avatar of the feminine power of water and the age of Aquarius.
3	a marine biology student who doesn't quite believe in the monster, but thinks promoting it is a good way to raise awareness of aquatic ecosystems.
4	the research team of a biopharmaceutical company, operating illegally in the belief that the profit they could make off the monster far outweighs the risk of bypassing government regulation.
5	a rising star artist who exclusively paints glimpses he's caught of the monster.
6	a Catholic priest who believes it to be a devil which slipped out of a river of Hell, and seeks to exorcise it.