D100 Things For This Weird Egg You Found To Hatch Into

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D100	What’s This Weird Egg Going To Hatch Into?
1	A poofy-feathered gryphon chick that will imprint on whoever has the most gold on them when it hatches.
2	A two-headed serpent that will proclaim two prophecies, one true and one false, before rotting away in moments.
3	A bomb, which explodes into shell-shrapnel for 2d6 damage to everyone within 10-feet, save for half damage. If you listen closely you can hear it ticking down before it hatches.
4	A human child.
5	3d6 giggling goblins, packed inside like clowns in a car.
6	Another egg.
7	A triceratops.
8	A regular dumb bird.
9	A golden statue of a bird.
10	A comically large key.
11	A plastic toy.
12	A fully grown, armed and armoured warrior, perfectly loyal to whoever sat on the egg most while it was incubating.
13	The idea of a bird.
14	A smug talking crocodile.
15	A fish that starts small but quickly grows very large.
16	Nothing but putrid yolk.
17	An undead lizard abortion which follows the orders of its long-extinct master to reactivate their other works.
18	An infant siren.
19	A newborn medusa.
20	A rapidly-maturing hydra.
21	A scion and potential usurper of the Midgard Serpent, Jormungandr.
22	A tiny clone of you.
23	A bird with human arms.
24	A roast bird, ready to eat.
25	A platypus.
26	A giant ant queen.
27	A naga-child who’s inherited the memories of their wise and cruel ancestors.
28	A baby dragon-turtle.
29	A baby lizard-man.
30	A loathsome avatar of Yig.
31	A storm. You can hear the faint rumbles of its future-thunder if you press your ear up to its shell.
32	An arrogant coatl eager to judge with its limited life experience.
33	The beating heart of the lich who hid it in there.
34	A flood of meringue.
35	A tiny, ornery, deadly basilisk.
36	A parrot that squawks out the secrets of people it’s perched on.
37	A full-sized, fossilized and animate terror bird.
38	A hatchling roc.
39	A litter of 2d4 baby kobolds.
40	A cockatrice chick.
41	A tyrannosaurus rex.
42	A stegosaurus.
43	A liopleurodon.
44	A pterodactyl.
45	A utahraptor.
46	A feathered dog that chirps instead of barking.
47	An infant wereraven who cannot yet control their transformations between human and animal.
48	A hatchling stymphalian bird, the tips of its metal feathers only just beginning to poke through its skin.
49	A young thunderbird.
50	The heir to an aarakocra royal dynasty.
51	The child of a harpy chief who’s scouring the land for their egg.
52	A hungry rust monster.
53	A clutch of 1d4 ettercaps.
54	A pseudodragon.
55	One-third of a chimera, which dies gorily soon after.
56	A little itty-bitty remorhaz.
57	A peryton fawn.
58	A giant toad with a flooded pocket dimension hiding a lost magic treasure in its mouth.
59	A perfectly cooked French omelette.
60	A troglodyte demigod prophesied to lead its kind in conquest against the surface world.
61	A leather armchair. The armchair is a mimic. The egg was also a mimic, which the armchair-mimic was locked in deadly predatory struggle with.
62	A baby hook horror.
63	A hatchling axe beak.
64	An infant achaierai.
65	A songbird. However, the songbird and whoever caused it to hatch swap minds. A remove curse spell or pilgrimage to the King of Birds could cure this condition. If your mind is swapped back you retain a beautiful singing voice.
66	A swarm of stirges.
67	A runty bulette.
68	A baby behir.
69	Apparently nothing, but in truth a newborn phase spider that immediately phased itself away. It follows from a distance, eating the scraps you leave behind and learning from your habits.
70	A reincarnated sahuagin warrior. Furious spirit in pintsized body.
71	A ravenous dinosaur ghoul, hunched and malformed from its long confinement.
72	A tangled mass of vipers.
73	A honeyguide-like bird that will lead you to the nearest treasure hoard. No guarantee that it is not guarded or trapped though.
74	A loyal giant beetle with an iridescent carapace.
75	A blood-weeping moon that swiftly ascends into the sky by the most direct route, crashing through the ceiling if need be.
76	Little Godzilla.
77	A python-skin cloak that lets its wearer transform into a python.
78	A wooden raven mask. While wearing the mask you can talk to birds.
79	A baby firenewt. Volcanic activity in the region will pick up until it’s returned to its parents.
80	A shadowy phantom vulture. The vulture will appear near the corpse of the one who hatched it when they die, and protect it from any cannibals, necromancers, robbers, or other desecraters. Seeing the vulture out of the corner of your eye is an omen of imminent death.
81	A puff of white smoke. The next time you are in mortal danger, a flock of chickens will appear to assist you.
82	A lamia, who although evil is grateful for its release and will perform one favour before returning to hell.
83	A legendary contortionist and thief who’s been wanted dead or alive for years.
84	A pool of inchoate bird-flesh, feathers, and chirping beaks that converts living tissue it touches into more of itself. Stat as green slime.
85	An infant ankheg. Its cries will attract a pair of defensive adult ankhegs to it in 1d6 10 minute turns.
86	An egg-shaped house. The furniture within is upholstered in soft yellow feathers.
87	A purple wormling.
88	A young wyvern.
89	Nothing. It is an un-egg. Whoever breaks it is cursed to de-age one year each day until as an infant they are compelled to seal the egg’s shards closed around themself.
90	An owlbear cub.
91	A delicious cake.
92	A precious Fabergé egg.
93	The head of a crazed wizard who mutters confusing prophecies and ill-conceived recipes.
94	A goose that lays other weird eggs (roll again for what they hatch into).
95	A magic knife carved from eggshell which renders any creature it wounds sterile (also prevents regeneration).
96	A reborn phoenix laden with knowledge of the underworld and the paths between here and there.
97	A grand and byzantine treasonous scheme, which will compel others to enact it if you won’t.
98	A rift in space which sucks everything within 10 feet into the bottom of a random dungeon.
99	A baby dragon.
100	A copyright-friendly Pikachoid.