Click the button below to generate your horse (or "horse"):
The tool I used to automate generating the table results can be found here:
http://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automatic-list-to-html-translator-v2.html
D20 | This horse is |
1 |
a charger |
2 |
a bay horse |
3 |
a palomino |
4 |
a hackney |
5 |
a rouncey |
6 |
a palfrey |
7 |
a draft horse |
8 |
a stock horse |
9 |
a cob |
10 |
a bargain broomtail |
11 |
a runty garron |
12 |
a jennet |
13 |
a sport-horse past its prime |
14 |
a draft-horse |
15 |
a young gelding |
16 |
a hulking destrier |
17 |
actually an onager |
18 |
actually a zebra |
19 |
actually a mule |
20 |
actually a donkey |
D20 |
with |
1 |
ribbons tied in its mane and tail. |
2 |
heavy scarring on its face and shoulders. |
3 |
swollen ankles. |
4 |
drool perpetually flecking its cheeks. |
5 |
striking green eyes. |
6 |
albinism. |
7 |
an elaborate brand on its flanks. |
8 |
bronze horseshoes affixed to its hooves. |
9 |
apotropaic sigils painted all over its body. |
10 |
a piebald hide. |
11 |
hairless splotches. |
12 |
matted, tangled hair. |
13 |
an ublemished reddish hide. |
14 |
a deafening whinny. |
15 |
a docked tail. |
16 |
a distinctly foul odour. |
17 |
intricately braided hair. |
18 |
starkly protruding ribs. |
19 |
a nose ring. |
20 |
straight and shiny teeth. |
D20 |
Its personality |
1 |
is ornery and slow to warm up to others, though unfailingly loyal once it does. |
2 |
is initially friendly to everyone, though it quickly grows fickle with its affections. |
3 |
is unshakeably stoic. |
4 |
is skittishly cautious. |
5 |
is competitive and driven. |
6 |
has a serious oral fixation. |
7 |
is slothful and proud. |
8 |
is playfully foalish. |
9 |
is stubborn yet gentle. |
10 |
is obnoxiously attention-seeking. |
11 |
is curious and adventuresome. |
12 |
is unbreakably ferocious. |
13 |
is generally despondent but sometimes excitable by odd things. |
14 |
is that of a bully. |
15 |
is bland and indistinguishable. |
16 |
is agreeable and compliant. |
17 |
makes it obsessed with cleanliness and grooming. |
18 |
is phlegmatic, contemplative. |
19 |
is hyperactive, impossible to pin down. |
20 |
is tricksy and puckish. |
D20 |
This horse has |
1 |
a certain fey cleverness. |
2 |
indefatigable endurance. |
3 |
astounding fleetness. |
4 |
sure feet and an eye for subtle hazards. |
5 |
a nose like a bloodhound. |
6 |
sharp teeth and hooves and a willingness to use them. |
7 |
a sensitivity to magic. |
8 |
an intuitive aptitude for stealth. |
9 |
the ability to leap impressive heights and distances. |
10 |
great resilience toward injuries and disease. |
11 |
the uncanny power to find its way home from just about anywhere. |
12 |
a propensity to suffer misfortune. |
13 |
an appetite much beyond what its size would suggest. |
14 |
dull senses, or perhaps is merely inattentive. |
15 |
a wasting sickness that’s slowly killing it. |
16 |
good judgement of intent, for a horse. |
17 |
a distinguished pedigree. Any of its children would be handsome and healthy. |
18 |
incredible strength, even for a horse. |
19 |
an aversion to blood and violence. |
20 |
the gift of walking fairy-paths to and from the otherworld. |
D20 |
You might find this horse |
1 |
licking salt off a cliff-face. |
2 |
nursing a fresh wound by a stream. |
3 |
being smuggled by disguised thieves. |
4 |
in dented barding, stumbling away from a crow-crowded battlefield. |
5 |
being sold wholesale with its siblings, all similar in temperament. |
6 |
being ridden by a gaggle of cackling goblins. |
7 |
strapped to a plough, dragging a furrow to nowhere. |
8 |
performing tricks for a travelling menagerie. |
9 |
tied to a tree by the cold ashes of an extinguished campfire. |
10 |
being hawked by a hard-dealing merchant. |
11 |
fleeing a burning convoy. |
12 |
among a feral herd. |
13 |
following a path with a passed-out rider on its back. |
14 |
enjoying a nap in a soft patch of heather. |
15 |
standing and staring at you in a field. |
16 |
rummaging through your rations. |
17 |
being sold at a steal by a retiring knight. |
18 |
being crowned with laurels by pixies. |
19 |
fighting off a bandit trying to wrangle it. |
20 | being chased by a pack of wolves. |
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