D20x5 Odious Ogres

Utilize your locomotive organs to remove yourself bodily from the vicinity of this wetland environment which I consider to be my home and personal property.

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D20	These ogres are:
1	Nobility feasted and fattened beyond humanity.
2	Cannibals who turned to man-eating out of desperation in hard times, then continued for the pleasure of it when times improved.
3	Embodied spirits of base hungers and brutality.
4	Fey-kin exiled from Fairyland for their crudeness.
5	Buffalos who stood up and decided they’d rather be the hunters than the hunted.
6	Reprobates whose evil grew too much for their human bodies to contain.
7	Victims of a wizard’s attempt to create strong, obedient servants.
8	Eidolons of abusive parents imagined into existence by a mistreated psychic.
9	People selectively bred into monsters by an eschatological cult to survive the more brutal age to come.
10	The Jungian shadows of human minds that have reduced their human portion to a whining corner of their perception while they became flesh.
11	Prehuman offshoots that evolved to hunt people as prey.
12	Renegade heavy labour bioconstructs.
13	People mutated by exposure to the anti-energies of a parasitic void-realm.
14	Victims of a carnivorous gut-parasite that warps its host into a more suitable form.
15	Blessed disciples of a hungry demigod.
16	People whose ids have overpowered and devoured their egos and superegos.
17	Brutish imps spawned from the reigning power of gluttony.
18	Members of a caste of sin-eaters corrupted by that which they took into themselves, driven now to suck the sin directly from flesh and marrow.
19	Goblins force-fed and beaten until they grew big and strong and cruel.
20	Savage degenerate descendants of titans who built wonders in their time.

D20	These ogres have been:
1	Raiding cattle for a feast that will bring in monstrous sorts from all over.
2	Making shows of penitence at a monastery.
3	Competing with feats of strength that’ve littered the countryside with collateral damage.
4	Doing the bidding of a hag.
5	Acting as muscle for a crime ring.
6	Seeking the answer to a riddle by posing it to travellers then killing them if they can’t give a satisfying, ogre-level response.
7	Kidnapping people to mourn at the funeral of the former leader.
8	Pushed to extremes by the one-man crusade of a knight errant.
9	Raiding to get supplies for a migration to distant lands.
10	Prophesying the birth of a messianic super-ogre.
11	Employed as saboteurs by a foreign nation.
12	Split against each other by sadistic gossip.
13	Promising great rewards to any smith willing to forge them sizeable arms and armour.
14	Falling entirely to their bestial nature, and losing any semblance of intellect or restraint.
15	Muttering about the coming of a “conqueror wyrm”.
16	Recently sighted deeper in civilized territory than they’ve ever managed to get before.
17	Made the symbol of boisterous and untameable peasant rebellion.
18	Bribed to leave people alone with outlaws bound for execution.
19	Harried by a pack of smarter and more numerous worgs that feud with them over the same hunting grounds.
20	Rampaging, agitated by the subsonic bellows of a buried beast.

D20	These ogres’ lair:
1	Is on a field of broken blades left by an army that forsook war.
2	Is a gaping, stalactite-toothed sinkhole.
3	Is the cottage and expanded cellar of a family they’ve eaten.
4	Is a watchtower decorated by dashed-out brains.
5	Lies atop a sickening midden-pile.
6	Lies beneath a dome of exquisitely-carved bone.
7	Is the hollowed stump of an ogreish tree.
8	Is an abandoned temple which they grossly ape the sacraments of.
9	Stands upon a mesa accessible only by expert climbers or lowered ladders.
10	Is a nest of giant wasps who tolerate them by shared hatred.
11	Is a grotto past some rapids which dash drowned animals against its mouth.
12	Is the stable of a roadside inn. The ogres are intimidating its proprietor into luring and placating new victims.
13	Is a mass grave they’ve been unearthing for the fermented meat within.
14	Is a sealed hermitage, having eaten and impersonated the prior inhabitants to receive their alms.
15	Is a ramshackle lighthouse they’ve built to lure ships into wrecks.
16	Is a patrician family’s country guesthouse, serving as brutal enforcers and overseers.
17	Is a camp in a forest clearing protected by a rough-hewn palisade.
18	Is the bricked-up ziggurat of a criminalized cult.
19	Is the den of a cave bear they’ve slain, the skull of which now adorns its entrance.
20	Is a redoubt engraved into a sheer cliff, meant to be a refuge for the surrounding villages in case of invasion.

D20	When encountered these ogres may be:
1	Tearing the limbs off a child like a child might tear the wings off a fly.
2	Chugging kegs of whiskey stolen off a merchant’s cart.
3	Eating a swineherd’s entire flock raw.
4	Knocking each other out over a petty disagreement.
5	Holding a bard hostage until they compose a pleasing song which portrays the ogres in a positive light.
6	Scratching obscene sigils into stones.
7	Singing non-sequiturial snatches of bawdy overheard songs.
8	Having a contest to see who can rip the loudest, smelliest farts.
9	Kicking a severed head between them.
10	Making a mud-castle beside a stream.
11	Bullying the weakest of their group.
12	Tackling trees to knock them over.
13	Sharing sips of a foul-smelling mushroom tea.
14	Setting up corpses impaled on stakes.
15	Stacking boulders for artificial rockslides.
16	Roasting meat over a bonfire.
17	Getting frustrated trying to read an erotic novella.
18	Taking a nap, using bloody hides as a blanket.
19	Making a game of riding horses and breaking their backs under the ogres’ weight.
20	Shoving goats down a hillside.

D20	These ogres may surprise you with:
1	Their incredible durability. The only sure way to kill them is to wound the reptilian knots on the back of their skulls.
2	Their tricky cunning.
3	Their love and loyalty for each other.
4	Their stealth relative their bulky frames.
5	Their emetic stench.
6	The clan of goblins who’ve eaten warrens into their flesh like botflies.
7	The size and accuracy of the stones they toss.
8	Their eye for delicate aesthetics.
9	The complex sophistry they engage in to convince themselves and others that their actions are justified.
10	Their knowledge of the dark powers of the earth.
11	Glamoured stone caps that let them appear as large humans.
12	The valuables they’ve managed to loot from the dead.
13	Their rude and bloody magic.
14	Their packs of tamed hyenas.
15	The explosives they’ve stockpiled.
16	Ambushes, popping out of the hidden tunnels and hidey-holes they’ve dug throughout the area.
17	The human slaves they’ve Stockholm Syndrome’d into adoring them.
18	Their fondness for slapstick comedy and pratfalls.
19	Their intuitive ability to mess with human systems both technological and social. Do not let them get access to plumbing!
20	Their ability to track you through the wilderness.