Friday, March 5, 2021

D6x6 Nauseating Nagpas

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D6These nagpas were once 
1 angelic beings of light and life.
2 the apprentices of a transcendent archmage.
3 the elector-princes of a slouching empire.
4 blessed innocents who cavorted in secret groves with nymphs and unicorns.
5 envoys sent to uplift early humanity, and teach them the artful sciences.
6a coven of sequestered philosophers whose edicts guided an enlightened state.
D6But these nagpas were cursed 
1 for an act of towering, toppled hubris.
2 for their decline into cruel decadence.
3 for infringing on secrets the gods saw fit to keep to themselves.
4 for trying to bind a higher being for what they believed to be the greater good.
5 because a jealous rival tricked them into violating a cosmic taboo.
6 for lashing out against the world as the passage of time shuffled them into its footnotes.

D6Besides their current appearance and immortality, these nagpas’ curse 
1 makes them unable to gain sustenance from anything but rotting food and stagnant water, though the taste will always remain foul to them.
2 renders them unable to truly die. They return some time after being killed, weakened and amnesiac, with only confusing fragments of who they were before rattling around in their skulls.
3 lets them experience brief moments as truly lovely beings, to make the rest of their existence more miserable by contrast.
4 sours their positive emotions and memories, curdling nostalgia into bitterness.
5 makes them rejected by nature. Animals and plants despise them, unworked materials will seek to harm them when touched.
6makes them creatively sterile, unable to truly make anything of their own.
D6These nagpas dress 
1 in tincture-soaked wrappings, to soothe and preserve their withered flesh.
2 in pitted black iron armour.
3 in opulent silk robes and weighty jewels that further hunch their already stooped posture.
4 in horned, fanged masks and dyed fur cloaks.
5 in suits of living skin that disguise them as humans.
6in ragged mockeries of priestly garb.
D6These nagpas’ magic 
1 conjures rot and all that comes with it: fungus, worms, miasmas, and the like.
2 lets them absorb the strength and memories of corpses they eat.
3 can draw out the evil in people’s hearts to warp them into monstrous servants.
4 deals primarily with darkness, nightmares, occultation, and divining and manifesting the past.
5 must be stolen from others as they no longer have any of their own.
6is a blasphemy, and must be used sparingly or else it attracts the wrath of the heavens in the form of natural disasters.

D6These nagpas scheme 
1 to assemble artifacts of great power and historical significance to fuel a time travel spell that would allow them to avert their original cursing.
2 to transmute their curse into a transmissible form and reduce everyone to their level.
3 to blackmail key figures in government to become the powers behind the throne and reshape the nation in their image.
4 to run experiments on a legion of psychic children until they find one powerful enough to fully translate their minds into unblemished bodies.
5 to kidnap the djinn-queen’s daughter and extort infinite wishes.
6to perform good deeds of sufficient number and scale to win their redemption. They are not very good at being good.

3 comments:

  1. It's been too long since I've seen the movie but I watched the Dark Crystal prequel series last summer and really enjoyed it. Except the ending, which was underwhelming and frustrating in its lack of finality of any kind really, especially given that it got cancelled. Since I had forgotten the premise of the original movie, I also didn't know what to expect, and in retrospect I wish I had rewatched the original movie first and could have contextualized it that way.

    Anyway, do you have thoughts on the show and/or movie?

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    1. I like everything Jim Henson made. Taken too soon. Puppetry's a tragically dead art.

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  2. Good to see the Nagpa/Skesis getting some attention.

    I always thought Jim Henson would be ideal for a Planescape movie/series.

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