Random Racist Political Pamphlets

The printing press was a revolutionary invention, allowing the spread of ideas on a scale never before imaginable. Some of those ideas (racism, freemasonry, etc.) were bad. This is a generator for those sorts of pamphlets.

Warning: Not all pamphlets may be racist.

Generator made with friend of the blog Spwack's thing here.

The raws:

{pamphlet}

pamphlet
This pamphlet blames {theonesbehindit} for {issue}. It's got {pampfeat -u} and {pampfeat -u}. This pamphlet was printed by {printer}. The general reaction to this pamphlet has been {reaction}.
This pamphlet advocates {action} {theonesbehindit} to solve {issue}. It's got {pampfeat -u} and {pampfeat -u}. This pamphlet was printed by {printer}. The general reaction to this pamphlet has been {reaction}.

theonesbehindit
the elves
the dwarves
a minority religious group
organized religion
a secret society
the rich
the poor
the middle class
the rural population
the urban population
Southerners
Easterners
Northerners
Westerners
the orcs
wizards
vampires
men
women
tieflings
the old
the young
reptilian infiltrators
intellectuals

issue
rising grain prices
waning practice of cultural traditions
the trade deficit
a slew of natural disasters
the ravaging spread of a new drug
the dead rising from their graves
disinformation
terrorist attacks
foreign espionage
shortages of industrial materials
a serial killer on the loose
the younger generation's lack of respect
recent mysterious disappearances
border tensions
the plague
excessive taxation
government corruption
territorial losses
declining public morality
the national debt crisis
political polarization

action
waging war on
seizing the property of
eating
exiling
re-educating
enslaving
humiliating
subjugating
launching an inquisiton against

printer
a{quality} craftman's guild
a{quality} experimental artist trying to get their name out there
an enigmatic party whose true identity is the subject of many dubious theories
a{quality} university press
a{quality}, wealthy merchant
a{quality}, traumatized military officer
a{quality}, downwardly-mobile aristocrat
a bohemian gathering of indolent merry-makers
a dissident priest insired by a prophetic vision (and possibly hallucinogens)
a lone crank

quality
 constipated
n obcurantist
 furious
 mysticism-obsessed
 flamboyant
 manic
 melancholic
 snide
n alcoholic
 geriatric
 goatish
 brittle

pampfeat
{textthing} type
{illuthing} illustrations
{paperthing} paper

textthing
over-sized
spidery
smudged
typo-rife
sparse
miniscule
crooked
poorly-kerned
crowded
elegant

illuthing
faded
obscene
incredibly detailed
childish
plagiarized
grainy
overlapping
blasphemous
gory
diagrammatized

paperthing
stained
yellowed
ragged
inexpertly-folded
moldy
brownish
bleached-white
high-quality
rough
dog-earred

reaction
rabid conflict between supporters and opponents
ironic adoption
a call for criminalizing such agitations
apathy
mob violence directed against those related to the pamphlet
the foundation of a secret society dedicated to fulfilling the pamphlet's goals
a crackdown on the free press
further conspiracizing
amusement, with a popular satirical play being created based on it
mockery and scorn
a small but zealous following
abject disgust