Monday, February 20, 2023

D20x5 Supervillain Hideouts

Click the button below for your very own supervillain hideout:


Special thanks to Spwack for the generator generator here: http://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automatic-list-to-html-translator-v2.html

D20This hideout is
1a fortified mansion built by a dictator with embezzled funds in a tax haven.
2a defunct resort on a remote tropical island.
3a decommissioned nuclear launch silo.
4the bottom floors of a skyscraper’s parking garage, converted into an underground stronghold.
5a ghost town abandoned decades ago because of a persistent coal-seam fire beneath it.
6a fairytale castle built according to the designs of a Disney-obsessed billionaire.
7a junkyard trash-palace.
8a penthouse suite with extensive expansions cloaked from outside observers.
9a geostationary space station built by a private syndicate.
10a restored plantation house.
11inside a sinister copy of Mount Rushmore that commemorates history’s worst villains.
12a hydroelectric dam exclusively used to power a cryptocurrency mining setup.
13a defaced cathedral.
14a mountain fortress somewhere between NORAD and an Al-Qaeda base.
15a gigantic armoured ekranoplan built as a testament to Cold War excess.
16hidden in defunct subway tunnels beneath a metropolis.
17a cave complex developed tens of thousands of years ago by a population of superintelligent mutant Neanderthals.
18a seastead outfitted with hydroponic farms and a nuclear engine.
19a factory haunted by the workers gunned down by Pinkertons there a century ago.
20a super-scientific, super-sized zeppelin.
D20This hideout is protected by
1an army of clunky Soviet robots lost after everyone involved in the project was eliminated by Stalin.
2big bug-eyed aliens, who were told this was actually a normal and career-enhancing internship opportunity on Earth. They are not being paid for it.
3geriatric ex-Rhodesian mercenaries in very short shorts.
4turrets, saw-blades, and rocket pods that pop out of the surfaces you’d least expect them to.
5a gang of teenage Satanists looking to boost their evil cred.
6Russian mobsters who don’t ask questions, possibly because they only speak Russian.
7a coterie of vampires, who the supervillain is blackmailing into service by threatening to reveal their existence to the world.
8hapless bystanders possessed by the spirits of henchmen killed in past raids.
9forcefields and active camouflage.
10junior villains working towards their big breaks.
11a down-on-their-luck ninja clan mostly there for the cheap rent.
12a private military company that committed war crimes in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Yemen, and Ukraine.
13giant man-eating plants.
14by artificial werewolves made from surgically-combined German shepherds and soldiers.
15genetically-engineered dinosaurs.
16projected killer holograms.
17living graffiti, swarms of paint particle micro-machines.
18a cult-like paramilitary organization headed by the supervillain themself in the position of commander and prophet.
19the special forces of a rogue nation.
20vat-grown homunculi.
D20The supervillain got this hideout
1in a high-stakes poker game.
2in a criminal asset auction.
3as their inheritance from a distant and mysterious uncle.
4in a divorce settlement with their equally villainous ex-spouse.
5as payment for pulling off a huge heist with a team of other villains.
6by killing its previous owner and taking over.
7as a legal purchase through an obscuring chain of shell companies.
8as a gift from a long-standing patron.
9by intimidating the shady billionaire who owned it before them into giving it to them.
10because their buddy (also a villain) willed it to them after that buddy died.
11at staggering personal expense, as an investment that's yet to pay itself off.
12through squatter's rights after finding it empty.
13as a key defensive point seized during a turf war.
14as the prize in a lottery held among illicit shadow-millionaires.
15on the condition that they'd use it as a fief in service of their foul liege.
16from the hero who used to own it by beating their ass.
17through malicious trickery.
18as the dream-home they'd imagined since they were a kid.
19as the backup for their main hideout, which was lost to a heroic assault.
20as part of a soul-trading bargain with an extra-dimensional entity that called itself a devil.
D20The supervillain is currently using this hideout
1as the nursery for a baby kaiju they’re raising to wreak havoc.
2for rest & relaxation between capers.
3for enhanced interrogation of a captured hero.
4to lay low while they receive genetic augmentation which requires them to be in an induced coma.
5as a training ground for an elite squad.
6to host a networking event for nefarious sorts.
7as a ritual site to commune with the numberless legions of hell.
8for an augmented-reality arena that'll hone their skills.
9to manufacture high-tech gear for their next job.
10as an observatory and radio-telescope array to communicate with an approaching extraterrestrial invasion fleet. They hope to sabotage the Earth in return for concessions from the fleet.
11as a marketplace for weapons of mass destruction.
12as a nexus for drug smuggling.
13as a museum of their career-defining moments.
14as a staging ground for ever-greater escapades.
15as an anchor for their delves into the nega-realm.
16for trysts with the up-and-coming, straight-and-narrow politician they're having an affair with.
17as the site of a séance to contact the shades of their predecessors.
18as their primary residence, since rents are getting crazy elsewhere.
19as a cloning facility meant to replace crucial individuals.
20to hold a grand party, with blackjack and hookers.
D20This hideout might be found
1by following up on urban legends on the internet.
2with the help of spy balloons with ground-penetrating radar.
3by analyzing satellite imagery.
4with the camera footage of dissident journalists.
5by way of hearsay at the nearest dive bar.
6by looking into what the government's covering up for the sake of the public peace.
7by its exotic contamination of surrounding groundwater.
8by its disturbance of feral cat populations.
9by magnetic dowsing.
10by happenstance - or fate attempting to balance evil with justice, depending on your perspective.
11by noticing a web of crimes leading back to it.
12by tracing patterns in local psychogeography.
13by listening on the radio for directions encoded in number stations.
14by following a resupplying convoy.
15with the help of a rogue superhuman with detection powers.
16by following the advice of a local detective who's about to be pulled from the police for his maverick ways.
17by inspecting the job market for local henchmen.
18by bribing other supervillains to snitch.
19by monitoring anomalous energy consumption.
20by hitting up your underworld contacts.

2 comments:

  1. These are really cool and also have some great baked-in hooks.

    ReplyDelete
  2. "This hideout is: inside a sinister copy of Mount Rushmore that commemorates history’s worst villains."

    "The supervillain got this hideout: from the hero who used to own it by beating their ass."

    I may have one or two questions for Captain Magnificent regarding his architectural choices.

    ReplyDelete