D6x6 Beholden Beholders

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D6	This beholder is
1	a Peeping Tom punished by God.
2	an electromagnetic entity emitted by a distant star, trapped in the flesh it irradiated.
3	kin to the hecatoncheires, air support to their vanguard, titanic solider of a primordial conflict.
4	a malfunctioning biological Von Neumann probe.
5	the severed head of a dreaded sorcerer-king that’s gotten strange since its separation from its body.
6	an obsessive, murderous art critic whose twisted soul warped their body into a more fitting form.

D6	This beholder has
1	a slack, low-hanging jaw, a tongue that protrudes out of its mouth, and long, translucent teeth like a viperfish.
2	parasitic worms infesting its eyeballs, and an alternate, parasite-driven personality it lapses into sometimes.
3	golden bangles worn around its eye-stalks, and bejewelled piercings studding its brow.
4	countless tiny eyes bumping up underneath its flesh, pressing skin translucent-thin.
5	handsome, chiselled features and a thick mane of hair.
6	an exposed, rippling brain.

D6	This beholder’s eye-rays
1	bear a myriad of elemental effects: burning, freezing, shattering stone, warping wood, and so on. The colour of an eye's iris suggests the effect of its ray.
2	copy the spells of wizards it's eaten. Each of its eye-stalks bears the distorted features of an eaten wizard.
3	obscure its sight - it's always firing blind, so it fires them rapidly and indiscriminately.
4	will explode if they're made to cross streams.
5	will be diffused into merely colourful light shows if the eyes that fire them are made to tear up.
6	operate by refracting ambient light - in the dark they're powerless (though the beholder would still have a bite that could bisect an armoured man).

D6	This beholder’s lair
1	is filled with mirrors and amateurish sculptures of itself.
2	is a network of dust-choked qanats, cisterns, and wells that's difficult to navigate if you can't fly.
3	is a great pyramid used as a tomb by an ancient dynasty - now their mummies are posed in tableaus of supplication towards the beholder.
4	lies in a blister of volcanic glass - a naturally-formed greenhouse holding a paradisiacal garden atop a snow-crowned mountain.
5	sits on top of a razor-sided pillar of karst.
6	is a lighthouse on an islet surrounded by rough waters and sharp reefs.

D6	This beholder acts
1	like a scenery-chewing ham, always on the verge of some megalomaniacal monologue.
2	as though it is the most beautiful creature in all creation, and reacts with rage to contradictions to its self-image.
3	like a stereotypical spymaster, lurking about and whispering vague insinuations, pretending as though it knows all your dirty secrets.
4	as a voyeur and unethical psychologist, desiring to dissect and subject people to extremes to see how they react.
5	as a micromanaging minister, wanting to govern and render legible every aspect of its supposed domain.
6	like a mob boss who's gone mostly legit, genial on the surface but with the potential for brutal violence simmering beneath the surface.

D6	Something you could loot from this beholder
1	are wands using its secondary eyes as lenses.
2	is its floatation-bladder, easily refined into flying potions.
3	is the cornea of its primary eye, which can be cured and turned into a spell-absorbing shield.
4	is its vitreous fluid, a key ingredient in potions and bombs that manipulate light and darkness.
5	is its nutrient-rich blood, which if injected into your cheeks would allow you to survive decapitation long enough to be transplanted onto another body.
6	is the frenulum of its tongue, which could be worked into the bowstring of a silent bow, or some other magical object that manipulates sound or language.