D6x6 Unctuous Umber Hulks

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D6	This umber hulk is
1	an earth elemental that was forced into biological form as part of a complex and lasting binding.
2	a natural species of the underdark, whose ancestors subsisted on radiotrophic fungi and the drifting dust of the world above.
3	a miner stuck inside their biotechnological exoskeleton.
4	an alien from a rocky, high-gravity world brought to serve as heavy labour by an interstellar civilization in a bygone age.
5	the handmaiden of an eldritch abyssal entity, transformed to befit their mistress’s glory.
6	a carcinoid descendant from the distant future, which burrowed so deep it was able to burrow back in time.

D6	This umber hulk has
1	fern-like antennae that rhythmically fold up and unfold.
2	stalagmite-like spikes along its back, on which the desiccated corpses of vermin have been impaled.
3	diaphonously-thin eye-caps it periodically sheds instead of blinking.
4	twitching setae studding its shell.
5	golden tracery on the edges of all its carapace segments.
6	toothsome mouths in the creases of its claws, that lick the air with rasping radula.

D6	This umber hulk’s gaze causes confusion in the form of
1	claustrophobic panic that makes you feel as though you're trapped in a tunnel that's closing in around you.
2	hallucinations of kaleidoscopic psychedlia, euphorically splintering the mind in a colourful vortex.
3	extreme paranoia, doubting the authourship of your own thoughts.
4	a sudden fever that boils the brain into delirium.
5	inciting aimless rage.
6	total dissociation between mind and body, one lost to impulse and the other to fancy.

D6	This umber hulk is in the employ
1	of a small company of neogi loan sharks who enslave debtors in a uranium mine.
2	of a drow aristocrat attempting to undermine a surface city.
3	of a cave dragon that trusts it to collect hoardable trinkets.
4	of an abnormally-intelligent roper that charges it with carving out hunting grounds and smuggling tunnels.
5	of a chthonic aboleth, who gets it to kidnap experimental victims.
6	of a free company of svirfneblin mercenary sappers.

D6	This umber hulk wants
1	to eat delicious burrowing grubs and shrew-flesh.
2	to see for itself the beauty of the sunrise it's been told of.
3	its carapace to be brushed and waxed.
4	to be supplied with weird underworld drugs.
5	leverage to renegotiate the brutal terms of its employment.
6	fancy spectacles that'll filter out the confusing aspect of its gaze.

D6	This umber hulk lairs
1	in the underground hideaway of a dissident religious sect.
2	within a glittering amethyst geode.
3	on the bank of a bioluminescent subterranean river
4	within a muddy sinkhole.
5	within the husk of a dead dire mole cricket.
6	in a smoky, candle-lit alcove.