D100 Allegations Against Foreigners/Minorities By Superstitious Sorts

Just read about the Cagots - wow - they had it rough for a while.

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D100	These superstitious sorts allege that:
1	"They tickle the feet of the old and bedridden so their teeth fall out!"
2	"They're all lepers, but they wear thick makeup so you can't tell just by looking at them!"
3	"They cry maggots onto all our good food on feast days!"
4	"They've got four earlobes, and rub them together to make an awful sound!"
5	"They sneak their fingernail clippings into the mill so they get into our bread!"
6	"Their blood turns to bubbles instead of clotting, and spreads miasma on the wind!"
7	"They've got webbed feet like geese, and attend churches at the bottom of ponds!"
8	"They're drunk by nature, and need to drink wine to get sober!"
9	"They're born from their mother's nostril!"
10	"They have manes like horses, but they shave them!"
11	"They've got another belly button on their back!"
12	"They eat chicken eggs whole, shell and all!"
13	"They smell like cinnamon to confuse us!"
14	"If they shave a sheep, the wool never grows back!"
15	"Their women grow moustaches, and their men breasts!"
16	"They run faster backwards than forwards!"
17	"If they touch a baby that baby will grow up to be left-handed!"
18	"They're all spies, and write notes on you on the inside of their sleeves!"
19	"If you then over with a cart, that cart will soon break!"
20	"If they walk barefoot by a river, that river will soon flood!"
21	"They rob graves and burn the stolen bones like incense!"
22	"They eat candles like they're candy!"
23	"They believe the gods live in their bellies, and pray to their navels!"
24	"If you ask them to draw a picture of a duck, they all draw the same duck!"
25	"They've got no tongues, and keep a slice of ham in their mouth to disguise this!"
26	"They can make lightning hit them, and will climb onto your roof during a storm and do this if you anger them!"
27	"Their teeth are so very soft that they must boil all their food to mush!"
28	"They are unable to see the sun or moon - merely their light!"
29	"They're able to pull off their own heads to play ball games with - the most handsome faces go to the winners!"
30	"They can't grow hair, so they steal clippings from barbers to make wigs!"
31	"Snails nest in their armpits!"
32	"They'll eat mushrooms right out of cow turds!"
33	"Their bodies are unnaturally hot, and may spark fires walking through dry fields!"
34	"They prefer to sleep within the carcasses of gutted cows!"
35	"They sneak pebbles within the soles of our shoes!"
36	"When they come across a well or fountain, they spew bile into it!"
37	"They hollow out statues and hide within them, making horrid noises to frighten people!"
38	"If you make the sounds of a goat at them, they are compelled to repeat the sounds back!"
39	"When they get married, they ride together on a chariot pulled by pigs!"
40	"If they pick fruit from a tree, that tree will become home to wasps!"
41	"Their music is too fast to dance to!"
42	"Children who see them forget how to laugh!"
43	"On nights of the new moon they're driven into an unreasoning rage!"
44	"If they see a cut loaf of bread from a window, by law they are allowed to climb in and take it!"
45	"Their homes are mere facades - they live in muddy hollows beneath the earth!"
46	"They are so inured to curses and obscenities that they will not flinch when you utter one!"
47	"They're able to sail without wind - the very waters attempt to push them away!"
48	"If their hand passes over a biscuit, weevils will come to infest it!"
49	"They rub steep slopes with lard to encourage people to slip and injure themselves!"
50	"They're born with wings, but these are made into soup!"
51	"The insides of their gloves are lined with coarse bristles, so that they are too uncomfortable for anyone else to wear them!"
52	"If they taste garlic they turn orange!"
53	"They prefer to go about on all fours than walk upright!"
54	"They're covered in boils of the most sensitive sort, which burst if you so much as brush against them!"
55	"When they get old they go up past the snowlines of mountains and freeze. When a warm enough summer comes they will thaw out and invade us with the overwhelming numbers of their elderly!"
56	"They cook on slats of bark instead of pans!"
57	"They make sly edits to maps and globes to make their homeland seem bigger!"
58	"They castrate their enemies and put their testicles beneath their donkey's saddle!"
59	"Their women steal the seed of decent men and put it inside animals to frame them for bestiality!"
60	"Their bones have no marrow within them - only more bones!"
61	"They kiss each other upon the rear!"
62	"They don't bathe, and instead stand in the billowing smoke of balefires!"
63	"When they find a beehive they eat the bees and larvae and through away the honey!"
64	"They fart from their elbows and defecate from their knees!"
65	"They can cast a spell that makes you shorter!"
66	"They climb trees to urinate, hoping we'll think it's rain!"
67	"They've got an extra tooth at the back of their throat they use to crack open nuts!"
68	"When they bruise their skin forms blasphemous symbols!"
69	"Their necks can stretch very long, which they use to peek into high windows!"
70	"They have a third nipple, which they use to feed venomous serpents!"
71	"They make far too much noise when they celebrate their holidays!"
72	"They believe the sun and earth revolve around a minuscule mote somewhere between the two bodies!"
73	"If they smell something fragrant, that thing loses its fragrance!"
74	"If shown their reflection, they won't be able to recognize themselves!"
75	"They pickle their food in horse piss!"
76	"They rob and murder people then hide their remains within the rinds of melons!"
77	"If they step foot inside a fortress, a part of its wall will crumble!"
78	"Rhymes frighten them!"
79	"When they die they must be quartered and salted or else they'll rise as voracious undead!"
80	"Compasses held near them point toward them!"
81	"If they don't bury three different feet beneath a building, they think it'll topple over!"
82	"If you argue with them they will argue in circles, because they believe circles are the most sacred shape!"
83	"They wear their belts so high to protect their vitals, because their ribcages are shorter than ours!"
84	"Their children are born as formless lumps, and must be beaten into shape with twigs!"
85	"Their hearts pump blood backwards!"
86	"They stuff their cheeks with seeds and spit the shells everywhere!"
87	"They tattoo themselves with the guts of crushed worms!"
88	"They eat blighted crops and say those're the tastiest!"
89	"Animals in their care swiftly become rabid!"
90	"They tell morbid jokes because they worship death!"
91	"They tell wild stories then get offended when you don't believe them!"
92	"They eat with the shells of clams instead of proper utensils!"
93	"They can sleep with their eyes open, and will do this to fool you into thinking they're paying attention to you!"
94	"They sometimes set limed twigs for crabs, and dig for buttered rolls!"
95	"They have a perverse fondness for fire and explosives!"
96	"They shave the faces on coins to more closely resemble them!"
97	"Their snot is poisnous - beware the touch of their handkerchiefs!"
98	"They wash the hairs of their noses and ears while leaving their heads greasy and stinking!"
99	"They know of numbers we don't, and use these secret numbers to commit business fraud!"
100	"They are able to speak with cats, and make schemes with them to steal milk and fish!"