Tuesday, October 21, 2025

D6x6 Benighted Bridge Trolls

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D6This bridge troll is
1a wrathful guardian deity turned bitter and mean from people's preference for luxury and commerce over the true way.
2a rogue psychopomp, meant to guard the boundary between life and death, but now obsessed with a more prosaic liminality.
3an exiled runt of Jotunheim, using the bridge to shelter from the petrifying sun.
4the spirit of the bridge itself, made carnal by the blood spilled upon it.
5a wandering monster who settled down when it found its niche.
6a displaced god of the land - its temple put to the torch, its priesthood routed - it's become twisted and petty from the disrespect.
D6This bridge troll has
1the head of a goat, with a spooled grey beard and great long horns which bend the troll into a stooped, genuflecting posture with their weight.
2a ponderous head like a prize-winning gourd left to rot, the flesh saggy and be-sored - its body inhumanly muscled, the cords slithering under the skin and over the bones like a mass of worms.
3a grossly overgrown and knobby skeleton, their warped bones pressing osteoderms through their thin, cracked flesh.
4the bluish, bloated flesh of a drowned corpse, teeth and jaws fused and frozen into a bone-cracking grin, and a monkish pate of long and greasy black hair.
5the warty, sagging bulk of a squatting toad, combined with the warty, betusked bulk of a warthog.
6spidery long-lean limbs, a drum-taunt protruding gut, and beady-black, squinting eyes.
D6A fellow-traveller in ousting this bridge troll is
1an elderly knight in rusty, dented armour, wanting to pay a last visit to distant relatives.
2a furious peasant fed-up with all taxes and tolls.
3a chubby, incompetent sheriff on a last-chance mission from their lord to save their position.
4an albino wizard sheltering in a toppled litter, their servants fled from or slain by the bridge troll.
5a troll-crossed lover wishing to pursue a courtship across its span.
6a smuggler & bandit posing as a legit merchant with an urgent delivery to make.
D6The bridge this bridge troll trolls
1was shaped from the roots of the clonal colony of an ancient tree - it is older than the nations of any who now walk across it.
2is a solid structure of greasy black stone, quite unlike any other formations in the area - attempts to scrutinize it scientifically or magically return only a sense of telluric malevolence.
3is a ramshackle construction, standing as much atop the ruin of past breakage as on sound engineering principles.
4is an elaborate rope-way which allows many passengers and cargo-danglies to pass at once.
5is made of slabs of concrete of some forgotten recipe, a span of brutal simplicty.
6is a quavering thing of bone-white bricks joined with cracked and chalky mortar, all stained with the leavings of rain.
D6This bridge this bridge troll trolls spans
1a crevasse which gapes into unspeakable depths, and slavers out a cold and stinking mist.
2a broad and green-black river, its steady surface belying the treacherous and currentous depths beneath.
3a narrow stretch of rapids in the depths of a razor-edged valley.
4the foamy spread between an isle and the mainland.
5a sulphurous crag with a bubbling, incandescent runnel of lava crossing its bottom.
6a glimmering, one-way rift into another plane of existence.
D6This bridge troll demands the toll
1of a delicious man-thing - however its eyes aren't so good, so it'll probably accept a shaved sheep or somesuch too.
2of a song it's never heard before - though those of poor quality enrage it.
3of a riddle it can't answer - and it's grown quite good at riddling.
4of a fistful of pretty, shiny things - and its fist is quite large.
5of a sundered weapon taken from one of its enemies.
6of a demonstrably magic something-or-other, which it will promptly attempt to destroy - it hates magic.

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