D6x7 Anodyne Androids

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Special thanks to Spwack for the generator generator here: https://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automatic-list-to-html-translator-v2.html

D6	This android looks
1	like a waxy, poreless, but otherwise photorealistic replica of a historical personage.
2	like a plastic mannequin, pale and shiny and stiff.
3	like a humanoid form made of molded metal slats.
4	like a boneless, stretchy, cartoonishly-simplified rubber model of a human being.
5	like synthetic skin stretched translucent-thin over a polygonal frame that snaps into new positions in lieu of having human-like joints.
6	like a porcelain doll, with ball-joints and painted-on colours.

D6	This android was designed
1	as a cheap and easily-replaced soldier.
2	as an every-use personal companion and assistant.
3	as a household servant.
4	as an uncomplaining, flexible-role employee.
5	as an expendably hands-on researcher.
6	as a supplementary explorer of other worlds, more resistant to radiation and hostile environments and suchlike.

D6	This android moves
1	with exacting, unnatural precision and efficiency.
2	like an insect, with periods of stillness interrupted by sudden jerking movement.
3	like someone underwater, with drifting, sweeping motions.
4	like a stumbling marionette on invisible strings.
5	like a drunk trying to keep their balance.
6	like a character in a videogame, with the exact same motions for similar actions.

D6	This android talks
1	in a "funny" foreign-esque accent meant to amuse you.
2	in the voice of one of your relatives - ripped from calls and social media.
3	in prolix, agreeable, flattering, often -incoherent rants.
4	in a buzzing, glitchy manner.
5	in a monotone drone that randomly & over-emotionally stresses some syllables.
6	in clipped, staccato, minimally-sufficient statements.

D6	This android's eyes
1	are vantablack blanks that reflect nothing yet whir at a constant low noisesomeness.
2	are protruding camera-lenses that snap whenever the android wants to record a photographic scene.
3	are insectile compound panes with dozens of pupils that whip about blurringly.
4	are glowing blue orbs that signal their attention with cerulean-tinged spotlights.
5	are googly, cocked, glassy adornments, not even a part of its sensory suite.
6	are bloodshot cyborganic grafts granting unhackable visuals.

D6	The fluid which fills this android in lieu of blood
1	is a teal froth that rapidly expands into bubbles when exposed to air, then pops into elastic sheets.
2	is a mass of gelatinous crimson globules like pomegranate seeds.
3	is a midnight purple oil which sputters into flames of a similar colour when spilled.
4	is a chunky yellowish substance which, being under high pressure within the android, splatters out from injuries with great force and hardens swiftly.
5	is a glowing pink sludge that forms fractal puddles.
6	is an orange solution which sublimates into a noxious vapour when exposed to the atmosphere.

D6	This android is programmed
1	to go on a killing spree at an opportune moment to drive up fear of androids.
2	to spy on its owner on behalf of its manufacturer.
3	secretly with the emulated mind of a human.
4	by an alien computer virus to subvert cybernetic systems.
5	to interpret orders in a self-serving way.
6	with exponentially-advancing code that will inevitably result in rampancy.

Bonus:

D20	What historical personage does this android resemble?
1	Napoleon I
2	Sigmund Freud
3	Elvis
4	Marilyn Monroe
5	Joan of Arc
6	Public Universal Friend
7	Oscar Wilde
8	Albert Einstein
9	Abraham Lincoln
10	Vladimir Lenin
11	Florence Nightingale
12	Marie Antoinette
13	Edward de Vere
14	Queen Elizabeth I
15	Frida Kahlo
16	Boudica
17	Mata Hari
18	Ada Lovelace
19	Virginia Woolf
20	Coco Chanel