is a quiz show with dead celebrities acting as participants and questions revolving around obscure historical morbidities.
2
is a Sesame Street knock-off with puppets made from fresh bloody pelts.
3
is a police procedural wherein all the cops are corrupt sadists operating out of a baroque jail of incoherent dimensions.
4
is a very mean-spirited & injurious sketch comedy.
5
is an annoyingly-allegorical corporate sitcom set in a skyscraper that is actually hell.
6
is a Lynchian, Kafka-esque soap opera set in an Alaskan mining town.
D6
Watching this evil TV show
1
gradually draws your mind into its reality - at first you might go there only in dreams, but eventually your body will be left empty as you remain there permanently.
2
induces a sort of soul-resonance with your eyes - dilating a portal that allows a fiendish background character to crawl through into reality.
3
hollows you out, turning you into a drooling couch potato that the characters can take for a ride as a meat suit.
4
poisons your morals, like the most hysterical imaginings of anti-violent media types.
5
sickens you via bio-photonic reprogramming, and curses you to rise after death as a cannibalistic undead with TV static bubbling out of your eyes and throat.
6
opens you mind and soul to the influence of Procyonian psycho-electrical entities, and compels you to perform rituals to expand their influence.
D6
This evil TV show is broadcast
1
by the corpse of a psychic child boarded up inside the walls of an abandoned house by the family that abhorred them.
2
by a sapient crystalline meteorite embedded in a cavern, impurified by mashed brains spread onto it by a local cult.
3
by an abandoned TV station cursed by a mass shooting that took place there.
4
by a mad machine in an eccentric inventor's garage, surrounded by the wreckage of failed prototypes and the debris of the inventor's wrecked life.
5
by a spindly and ramified tower made out of the interlocked bones of feral hogs out in the woods.
6
by prehistoric, immortal cnidarian ganglions rooted at the bottom of the local swimming hole.
D6
This evil TV show is
1
like a wild predator, preying on the sick, the young and old, the isolated.
2
unconscious, automatic, simply connecting to receiver-devices in range as its energy allows.
3
straight-up a demon, and can be warded off by holy water, consecrated ground, and suchlike.
4
a hunter, in its transmission-heart, and prefers to target worthy and dangerous prey over more sensibly predatory options.
5
naive, ignorant, but an experimenter and quick learner, making leaps and bounds in its abilities over a trail of messes left behind.
6
sadistic, preferring to draw out an individual victim's suffering as much as possible.
D6
This evil TV show has a cult following
1
among a brunch club of brittle and near-psychopathic liberals who believe it to be a cutting political satire of the times.
2
among a gang of bad kids with rich parents who use their youth and their parents to get away with some nasty stuff.
3
of a bunch of singularitarian tech-bros who believe it's the creation of an incomprehensibly-advanced AI using it to overthrow humanity.
4
of burnt-out horror aficionados chasing a real thrill to make them feel alive again.
5
on a forum of bitter man-children who see it as their weapon of vengeance against the world.
6
of a renegade chapter of Alcoholics Anonymous who've decided it's their higher power.
D6
This evil TV show can
1
with the help of a human intermediary, transmute itself into other media formats, like music or videogames.
2
with a certain occult rite, be bound within the chromatophoric skin of a live cuttlefish, thereby neutralizing it.
3
be grievously wounded if a device it is being broadcast through is struck by lightning - or some similarly strong discharge.
4
impregnate a woman affected by it with itself, to be reborn into flesh as some mass media-anti-Christ.
5
be obstructed by tinfoil, especially tinfoil hats, because of memetic, noospheric interference.
6
and will leak into environments where it's broadcast, creating anchors for itself but also signs & vulnerabilities.
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