Sunday, March 30, 2025

D6x6 Frost Giants

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D6 These frost giants live
1 in a sealed habitat atop a tower taller than the sky and thinner than a needle, beyond even the meagre warmth of the upper air, descending from it on the back of a steel centipede.
2 on the verge of a rift in reality that leads to the negative energy plane, a sucking wound in the world where heat and life seep away.
3 in a fleet of icebergs hollowed out and converted into dreadnoughts.
4 in log cabins and longhouses in the taiga.
5 on the tundra in tents made from the skins and bones of dragons and other great beasts of the wastes.
6 in a glacier-castle above the snow line of a mountain.
D6 These frost giants have
1 tusks and broad, sharp claws, the better to chip through permafrost and rimy meat with.
2 snowflake patterns burned into their skin.
3 withered noses, ears, and lips, as if they’ve got frostbite.
4 broad antlers decked with lichen.
5 translucent bluish flesh, their organs visible as brilliant sapphires within.
6 stocky limbs and dull grey skin with a thick layer of blubber beneath.
D6 These frost giants are led by
1 a king elected at a decennial assembly called the skardthing, where warriors compete to show off their most impressive scar and the story behind it.
2 a weeping prophetess encased in a pillar of ice. She is able to communicate using only her eyes, which are kept unfrozen by the warmth of her tears.
3 an inspired poet-chief who is able to weave an irresistably compelling metanarrative for their society.
4 a polar hag, who draws her magic from the act of dividing unities into mutually-destructive opposites.
5 a magnetic medium who can channel the plasmic intelligences of the aurora.
6 raider-plutocrats who buy their influence with stolen wealth.
D6 These frost giants can
1 curse their enemies with a frozen heart that feels no warmth or joy or love.
2 cryogenically freeze themselves, acquiring an odd sort of immortality until they thaw.
3 freeze the air itself into arms and armour.
4 shroud themselves in a sudden blizzard.
5 call up the ravenous spirits that turn cannibals into ghouls.
6 return from death as ice-cold draugr to avenge themselves if they’re murdered, and raise those they kill as the same as undead thralls.
D6 These frost giants tame
1 the winds, using them to carry messages, spy, and harass trespassers on their territory.
2 woolly rhinos, which they harness to pull their fir-and-ivory chariots.
3 wolverines, finding their aggression to be cute.
4 snow monkeys, which they train to fetch drinks, smooth out coats, and perform other little chores and tricks.
5 yetis, putting them in crude armour and chasing them into battle as shock troops.
6 dire foxes as big as wolves, using them to flush out prey.
D6 These frost giants enjoy
1 binge drinking accompanied by contests of belching and flatulence.
2 ice-skating as well as a literally bone-crunching sport that's sort of like hockey.
3 lounging in saunas and hot springs.
4 skiing and causing avalanches.
5 riddles and word games.
6 feasts of fermented fish and waterbirds.

Bonus -  What even are giants, and why are there so many kinds of them?:

D6 What even are giants?
1 A new generation of nephilim, hybrid experiments created with the angels captured in Sodom.
2 The favoured servants of the gods, bolstered to withstand their glory.
3 Sapient fragments of the primordial titian who was butchered to make the world.
4 An attempt by a forgotten empire to breed a race of supersoldiers.
5 Fey creatures exiled from Fairyland for their coarseness.
6 Descendants of a tribe of former gods thrown down to earth by victorious rivals in the celestial realms.
D6 Why are there so many kinds of giant?
1 They instinctually draw on local geomantic flows to supplement the energy they get from food. This is turn causes them to reflect their environment.
2 They must make pacts with the dominant spirits of the land they’re in to keep from collapsing under their own weight.
3 Their particular growth makes them prone to mutation and speciation.
4 Their inherent magic makes their flesh mildly psychoreactive, like a psychedelic trip, prone to being influenced by set and setting.
5 There aren’t, in truth. Humans have simply mistook different giant cultures in different environments for different essential kinds, in the same way that a giant might believe a person from Finland to be a “frost human”.
6 They’ve got severe sectarian tendencies and will deliberately alter themselves on an essential level to distinguish themselves from other groups of giants.

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