D6x6 Furtive Men

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D6	This furtive man wears
1	an immaculate and tailored black suit with a black tie.
2	an outfit that's sort of like a city worker's, but none of the details add up if you look too closely.
3	a raincoat & rain-boots, all garish off-yellow.
4	a mis-tied bow-tie, a threadbare suit-jacket with a patch on one elbow and a hole in the other.
5	bandages wrapped around his hands, speckled with brown.
6	a high-collared coat and a wide-brimmed hat.

D6	This furtive man has
1	a side-squashed face, halfway to a human halibut.
2	blurry flesh, as if filtered through smudged glass, or a shaky camera.
3	a mouth that's a little too wide, with teeth that are a little too small, a little too white.
4	bloodless gums and eyes and lips.
5	an unfashionably-long mustache, and long, limp, receding hair pasted to his scalp and face.
6	a long hatchet-head, and long, long limbs.

D6	This furtive man walks
1	while sucking a long, long cigarette with a curled tail of ash that seems like it should've fallen off under its own weight a while ago.
2	with his knees bending backwards sometimes.
3	while whistling, an ill-fitting and unforgettable tune.
4	while breathing heavily, a heavy steam spilling from his mouth whatever the temperature, falling downwards instead of rising.
5	with his eyes whipping side-to-side, or boring into yours.
6	with an out-of-time gait that subconsciously throws off everyone else walking nearby.

D6	When this furtive man talks, he
1	laughs often, nervously and mirthlessly.
2	leans up into your personal space and whispers.
3	growls his words between clenched teeth.
4	dribbles and spits and bubbles out of the corners of his mouth.
5	rumbles deep like muted thunder.
6	has a high and pleasant voice.

D6	This furtive man seems to
1	be in two places at once - in your home, while also in front of you.
2	carry a sickness with him wherever he goes - weakness, hallucinations, stains on the skin like ink or soot.
3	be forgotten immediately by those he only interacts with briefly.
4	have an odd cachet in the halls of power, showing up in the crowd at fundraisers and rallies and so on and so forth, muttering suggestions in ears that are always followed.
5	have a sixth sense for traps and ambushes, never surprised yet always surprising when he so chooses.
6	infect animals with a rabid loyalty by feeding them a drop of his blood.

D6	The local street-children say this furtive man
1	is the son of the government - the whole government - they all jerked off into a big vat and this thing crawled out of it.
2	is the Devil's dream, in flesh as we dream in spirit.
3	was an orphan who was adopted by a very strange family, and came back years later as strange as them.
4	eats old ladies whole, sucking the wrinkled flesh off their bones, burying the old bones in parks and flower-pots.
5	plucks the teeth out of your mouth while you sleep, and listens to them to hear all the secrets you've ever spoken.
6	is the shadow of a miserable old geezer who's too old now to go out and inflict misery on others in person - so he sends out his shadow to do it instead.