Friday, October 21, 2022

D20x5 Outrageous Outlaws

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D20 This outlaw’s said to hide out 
1 in plain sight, right under the nose of the law. They’re a master of disguise.
2 in a ravine, with boulders set up along the walls to fall on trespassers.
3 in a high-end saloon where the most jaded or most desperate gamblers wager terrible bets.
4 in an old flooded mine infested by giant albino salamanders.
5 atop a brine-pool in a raft-village adorned with flamingo feathers.
6 in a winding cave system that's easy to get hopelessly lost in.
7 in an abandoned town, the population of which disappeared without apparent cause one night, leaving only the word "Naotaorc" etched into walls and trees.
8 in a run-down train station out in the middle of nowhere, where the train tracks were never completed
9 on the crumbling estate of their once-great family.
10 in ancient ruins carved into the side of a gulch prone to sudden and deadly floods.
11 in a glacier-flanked valley atop a white-capped mountain.
12 in an underground village dug into the crust of a salt pan.
13 in the charred remains of a missionary fort.
14 in an illegal distillery hidden behind the facade of a legitimate shopfront.
15 in the rusted wreckage of a relic-fleet that sailed here when the land was still underwater.
16 in the gondola of a cobbled-together airship.
17 among the warrens of a race of man-eaters that once roamed these parts.
18 in the mineralized shell of a now-extinct species of giant tortoise.
19 in a copse haunted by the ghosts of innocent men hanged there.
20 in an old windmill atop a hill, where no one can approach without getting shot by a sniper.
D20 This outlaw’s gang 
1 is made up of their many brothers and sisters.
2 is all murderers and traitors they rescued from the gallows.
3 replace one of their molars with a suicide-capsule.
4 were from the same hamlet, displaced and dispossessed by land enclosure.
5 are cowboys betrayed and cheated by the cattle-baron who employed them.
6 believe the world will end any day now, so their crimes don't really matter.
7 ride giant coyotes.
8 carry a scarecrow into battle as a good luck charm.
9 are former pirates who got sick of the seas, and so decided to move inland.
10 must fight their superior one-on-one for the opportunity to advance in it.
11 are planning to stab them in the back and replace them with a more risk-averse lieutenant.
12 are widows and orphans left without anyone to look after them but themselves.
13 look up to them as a sort of dark messiah.
14 won’t leave a fellow member behind under any circumstances.
15 are former university staff chased out into exile by furious townies.
16 all dress and style their hair the exact same way, down to the broken button on their collar.
17 split spoils evenly between themselves, and hold votes on major decisions.
18 are a polyamorous polycule.
19 are also a decently talented band, each specializing in a different instrument or vocal range.
20 are ex-soldiers who marched under different flags, yet deserted at the same time.
D20 This outlaw has the unseemly habit 
1 of spitting tobacco on every floor they tread.
2 of wearing a necklace of ears from everyone they ever killed.
3 of chewing up live mice.
4 of lapsing into glossolalia when frustrated.
5 of scratching off flakes of dandruff everywhere.
6 of referring to other people only by derogatory nicknames.
7 of bathing much too infrequently.
8 of never, ever lowering their voice.
9 of killing slow and painful whenever they can afford to.
10 of talking to corpses. Sometimes the corpses talk back.
11 of adding their own hackneyed flourishes to paintings and sculptures they come across.
12 of wearing garish and ill-fitting accessories.
13 of repeating what other people say in a whiny voice.
14 of snorting like a buffalo.
15 of getting gorily nauseating tattoos on their exposed skin.
16 of using passers-by for target practice.
17 of getting way up in people's personal space.
18 of blaspheming colourfully and often.
19 of reading paranoid omens into their dreams and explicating on them at length.
20 of branding people with their initials.
D20 This outlaw is wanted for 
1 kidnapping the nuns from a nunnery - a nunnery known for taking in the daughters of the irresponsibly rich.
2 shooting the sheriff, and leaving the deputy to tell the tale.
3 faking the presence of a rich silver deposit.
4 robbing a train.
5 cattle rustling.
6 assassinating the governor.
7 running people and drugs across the border.
8 stealing artillery from a border fort.
9 slaughtering their way through a town just to get to the sole actual target of their revenge-killing.
10 doing war crimes while working as a mercenary.
11 selling what was supposed to be good farmland to settlers, but which turned out to be a reeking swamp - leading to many starving.
12 procuring victims for a wizard's human experiments.
13 horse theft.
14 arson, fomenting anarchy, public indecency, and distributing counterfeit liqueurs.
15 breaking their comrades out of prison.
16 holding the wealthy patrons of a riverboat for ransom.
17 grand theft of tea shipments.
18 a shooutout with rangers they walked away from unscathed.
19 pimping, mugging, and intimidation of judges.
20 gun running and improper handling of explosives resulting in deaths.
D20 This outlaw’s got a bounty on their head 
1 of two-score heads of fat and healthy cattle.
2 of hundreds of pieces of silver, each one collected from a poor family they’ve victimized over the years.
3 of a bag of blessed bullets.
4 of Old Man Poppy’s prize pumpkin plant, county fair winner ten times going.
5 of a new town being named after whoever brings them in.
6 of a complete dinosaur skeleton that was just recently unearthed.
7 of a federal pardon for one's own crimes.
8 of a chunk of the moon that fell to Earth.
9 of a bright young debutante's hand in marriage.
10 of a sizeable land claim out on the frontier.
11 of a bag of pemmican that never runs out.
12 of a thousand crisp dollar bills.
13 of the deed to a mansion in a bustling port city.
14 of a lifetime supply of top-shelf bourbon.
15 of a real live snallygaster, tamed and taught to perform tricks.
16 of a golden accordion won off an angel of the wilds in a contest.
17 of the Devil (really just an imp) that some old fool trapped in a bottle.
18 that's paid half up front to whoever says they're after the outlaw - the coinage paid out is in fact enchanted to let the outlaw know when bounty hunters are coming after them.
19 of a magic canoe that can be paddled through the air (possibly cursed).
20 of a bronze statue being put up to commemorate whoever brings them in.

1 comment:

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