D6x6 Ostentatious Oils

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D6	This oil is rendered from
1	the fat of men hanged for crimes they didn’t commit.
2	pitch-black mineral deposits that encrust the rims of craters where star-titans fell to earth.
3	the seeds of a plant which grows only on the backs of zaratans (giant sea turtles).
4	the flesh of coconuts miraculously found with an infant within them (the infant is not included).
5	the blubber of unearthly whales that swim the sky instead of the seas.
6	the lipid-rich sweat of egg-laying horses.

D6	This oil looks
1	pale orange in direct light, and an off-putting shade of brown in shade.
2	like a spill of iridescent sunset.
3	like mercury shot through with strands of crimson hair.
4	like gritty, bubbling blue sludge.
5	like flowing magenta velvet.
6	like sparkling liquified emeralds.

D6	This oil smells like
1	mashed bananas dunked in coffee.
2	coriander with a hint of rotting fish.
3	burnt bacon.
4	liquorice and caramel at first, and then it hits you with a stinging ammonia reek.
5	hot asphalt that's been spread with marmalade like it's toast.
6	dill that's been soaked in bad wine.

D6	This oil is may be found
1	in a skull-shaped amethyst decanter.
2	in a painted clay amphora sealed with beeswax.
3	in a battered tin flask.
4	in a mottled goat-hide wineskin.
5	in a shimmering geode plugged up with a chunk of pumice like a cork.
6	in the sewn-up mouth of an undead frog.

D6	When spread on
1	stone,
2	metal,
3	flesh,
4	wood,
5	textiles,
6	clay and other such ceramic materials,

D6	This oil has the power to make that stuff
1	totally non-conductive to heat and electricity.
2	invisible.
3	weightless.
4	fuse to the next thing it touches.
5	perfectly rigid.
6	slide through another material as if that material were water. Roll again on the previous table to get that material.