D6x6 Sexy Space Women Aliens

Like asari or twileks.

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D6	These aliens resemble sexy space women because
1	they are an artificial caste created to better interact with humanity - similar variants exist for interactions with other species.
2	of a proto-human psychic so powerful and horny their libido reshaped these aliens' ancestors from across the cosmos.
3	they hybridized themselves with human DNA to immunize themselves against a plague that was tearing through their population due to their reproduction by parthenogenesis.
4	Amelia Earhart flew through a wormhole and crashed on their home planet, where her knowledge and her plane kickstarted their scientific/industrial revolution. They phenotypically re-engineered themselves to honour her, who they worship as a goddess.
5	of pareidolia - the longer you look, the less your brain convinces itself of the resemblance.
6	of an evolutionary fluke so unlikely to have occured naturally that it's inspired dozens of new and popular religions.

D6	A difference in the appearance of Earth women and these sexy space women aliens is
1	that they've got translucent flesh which reveals a decidely inhuman skeletal structure.
2	that they're hexapods, and freely switch between centaur-like and bipedal four-armed stances.
3	that they've got a quivering mass of cilia and chromatophores instead of a face.
4	that they're about twice as large, with proportionate square-cube law thickness.
5	that their humanoid section is made up of wet and purplish organs everted from within their echinodermoid mesoskeleton.
6	that they've got visible seams from where the colonial sub-organisms that compose them are joined.

D6	Among other aliens (whose women these sexy space aliens do not resemble) they have a reputation
1	as expert pilots, shrewd traders, and vicious pirates.
2	as spymasters and under-handed diplomats.
3	as explorers, prospectors, and nomads.
4	for being drug traffickers and party monsters.
5	for scientific innovation and expensive yet quality manufacturing.
6	for ideological dogmatism, paranoia, and unpredictability.

D6	These sexy space women aliens tend to view the Earth-practice of Earth-smooching
1	as like a dog trying to hump you, when the dog should know better.
2	as confusing yet amusing.
3	as something that should only be done within the bounds of sacred marriage.
4	as a disturbing misuse of a combined digestive-respiratory orifice.
5	as an unusual thing to do outside of mating season.
6	as a novelty which quickly loses its appeal.

D6	Lusty spacers far from home and significant others say that these sexy space women aliens
1	are tricksy bastards looking to lay eggs in your brain.
2	are all members of the harem of the galactic emperor, and sleeping with them risks the emperor's terrible wrath.
3	use holograms to disguise their true form, which would drive you mad if you saw it (with pleasure, horror, or both, depending on the teller).
4	were the inspiration for mermaids and other sorts of mythical feminine beings.
5	are nice to have a fling with, but difficult to have a long-term relationship with due to biological and cultural differences.
6	are prudes, and that you'd be better off hooking up with a galmoxian, even if they do resemble rhinocerous-slugs - seriously, galmoxians are always down to clown.

D6	The dominant polity among these sexy space women aliens
1	is guided by a class of "librarians" cybernetically linked to a repository which aims to collect and synthesize all information in the universe.
2	is a meritocratic yet volatile republic wherein members can rise or fall swiftly based on their achievements (or lack thereof).
3	is theocratic, and premised on the idea of their unique grace among all species in the universe.
4	is decentralized and deliberately experimental, with the results of successful societal experiments percolating across governmental regions.
5	has been taken over by robots (who also kind of look like sexy space women) due to unforeseen emergent consequences of their programming. Organic citizens are taken care of, but have no real power.
6	is ruled by an immortal queen.

D100+ Fragrant Flowers

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D6x6 Pungent Porcs

For the generation of pig-orcs.

Previous orc content here & here & here.

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D6	These porcs look like humanoid
1	bristly wild boars.
2	domestic pigs, fat and pink and squealing.
3	warthogs, with their weird knobby skulls, and warts.
4	red river hogs, strikingly coloured & tufted.
5	entelodonts, the hideous hell-pigs of prehistory.
6	babirusas, hairless with long tusks that sometimes grow all the way back into their heads.

D6	These porcs are generally thought of as belligerent
1	because in ancient days they had a grand civilization that challenged the gods - for their hubris they were cursed so that if they ever gathered in sufficient numbers to rebuild their civilization they would be possessed by the sound of war-drums and be driven to aimless conquest and pillage.
2	because once a year their men enter a terrible frenzy, gathering into bachelor-bands to violently compete among themselves and drive others from their territory. Women and castrated men remain peaceable, and sometimes fall prey to indiscriminate retribution.
3	because their economy is based on taking slaves and spoils and redistributing them to reinforce social bonds and debts.
4	because their society is quite insular and xenophobic, so the interactions most people have with them are with gangs of bandit-exiles, or with watchmen telling them to fuck off.
5	because they're instinctually driven to tussle themselves and those around them into a rigid dominance hierarchy - though on the other hand they lack the human instincts for revenge and spite.
6	because there's been a war on with them for so long that few remember a time before.

D6	These porcs are known to inhabit
1	the wooded foothills of mountains, where goodly folk fear to tread unless to render tribute to the monstrous lords of their peaks.
2	the savannah and steppe, riding burly and ornery elephant birds.
3	uncharted lagoons and isles on the coast, going upriver in flat-bottomed barges.
4	villages built around public wallow-pits, in a similar way to how human villages might be built around a bathhouse.
5	megalithic ritual sites older than agriculture, gathering seasonally to drink beer, feast, marry, and worship.
6	ziggurats with slanted levels, the zig-zagging ways up them confusing to outsiders.

D6	These porcs practice
1	self-scarification, encoding their names, relations, achievements, and so on on their hides, so that their stories will not be forgotten with their deaths.
2	marriage of the spouses of and adoption of the children of those they honourably slay.
3	an art of squealing-song which is grating to most others yet oddly beautiful to those of discriminating taste.
4	some of the most advanced dentistry in the world.
5	adiposarchy, rule by the fattest - as a correlate for wealth, a de facto oligarchy.
6	ocular sacrifice - their eyesight isn't very good anyways, and its loss is more than compensated for by their senses of smell and hearing.

D6	These porcs like to fight
1	with hollow-tipped spears stuffed with noxious and poisonous mixtures.
2	with their war-bats flapping about, biting enemies and shitting in their eyes.
3	with charges and shield-walls which leverage their mass to batter and compress enemy formations.
4	with great iron-shod clubs.
5	from atop something between a chariot and a palanquin, carried by their fellows, if they are of sufficient status.
6	with an axe-edged buckler in one hand that can chop weapon-hafts and flesh as well as parry.

D6	These porcs believe
1	that they are the only people in the world who came into existence outside the divine plan, and so are the only people who are truly free of fate.
2	that humans cruelly split their children's trotters at birth to make toes.
3	that pigs are the reincarnations of porcs who were foolish in life.
4	that the sun hates them, and so avoid it when possible and wear wide hats when not possible.
5	that a bald head is lucky, and so sometimes collect bald heads if they don't have one themself.
6	that showing one's tail around strangers and acquaintances is shameful.

D6x6 Putrid Pandemics

Not zombies or memetic or whatever... just normal.

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D6	This pandemic's origin
1	was a zoonotic transfer.
2	was a military bioweapons project.
3	was a sample retrieved from Mars.
4	was a synthetic meat start-up.
5	was a biotech corporation's pet A.I. that'd been let off the leash.
6	was an intellectual dark web cult.

D6	This pandemic is
1	viral in nature.
2	bacterial in nature.
3	fungal in nature.
4	amoebaic in nature.
5	parasitic in nature.
6	prionic in nature.

D6	This pandemic's symptoms include
1	muscle weakness, skin hardening, and ligament lengthening.
2	blood clots, heart attacks, and ribcage inversions.
3	skin separation, gaseous inflation, and autoimmune jellyfication.
4	bone-spike growth and marrow explosions.
5	vomiting, diarrhea, and necrosis of the digestive system from the inside-out.
6	false memories, hallucinations, loss of impulse control, and neural degradation.

D6	This pandemic was exacerbated
1	by a faulty vaccine that made some pharmaceutical company executives and their government toadies a lot of money.
2	by a senile American president bungling international coordination and goodwill.
3	by climate refugees being packed into deprived conditions.
4	by Mossad operatives unleashing it in false flag attacks.
5	by proliferation of more contagious yet no less dangerous mutant strains.
6	by a global economic crash that made it difficult to marshal the resources to contain and cure the pandemic.

D6	This pandemic has
1	a lame name, like protein-synchronous major replication error tendency septicity.
2	a cool name, like the Black Plague.
3	a name based off the scientist who discovered it, like Werhler's Syndrome or something.
4	an acronym name, like V.O.I.D. or whatever.
5	like a dozen different names because people couldn't agree on one.
6	a dumb slang name that caught on, like Captain Trips.

D6	Attempted solutions to this pandemic include
1	firebombing infected population centers.
2	mandatory gene modifications enforced by state violence and threat of bank account cancellation, many of which ended in deaths even more horrible than the pandemic could induce.
3	deployments of navies to blow up disease-fleeing migrant fleets.
4	using autonomous and self-replicating war-machines to create firebreaks between infected and uninfected zones.
5	institution of surveillance regimes that make the Patriot Act look like a furby's voice recorder.
6	dogs trained to sniff it out loosed en masse into the streets, to maul to death those who they smell it on.

D6x6 Interesting Ibixians

Ibixians are official D&D goat-people.

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D6	These ibixians resemble
1	Bagots, with broad and swooping horns, black heads, and white bodies.
2	Damascus goats - very cute while young, horrendously ugly when mature.
3	Dutch Landraces, with long beards and shaggy coats.
4	Angora goats - they've got coats of wooly mohair.
5	Nigerian Dwarfs - they're just little guys.
6	Kamoris, with long ears and calico-like fur colouration.

D6	These ibixians live
1	as mountainfold herders who sometimes sweep down into the lowlands in great bleating war-parties.
2	in cities that are downright hostile terrain to humans, full of precarious slopes and ledges.
3	in hidden vales and the dark hearts of forests, committing atrocities for the pleasure of their demon-god Baphomet.
4	in a literally parallel society - horizontally parallel to be exact - in narrow towers and the walkways between, due to obscure and ancient law regarding permissible ratios of land ownership (Goat Tower).
5	as anarcho-primitivist guerillas undermining the works and strictures of civilization.
6	as slash-and-burn grazers - they slash your livestock to fertilize the ground and burn your fields to make room for delicious grasses.

D6	These ibixians
1	shave criminals and make of their wool shame-garments.
2	chew the shoots of a sort of blue bamboo, which grants them euphoria and sonourous belches.
3	coat the horns of their ancestors in clays and resins to make them conduits to the otherworld.
4	make hollows in their hooves which they fill with beads to enhance the music of their dancing.
5	find eating meat to be the height of barbarity, a sure sign of an irrational mind.
6	include the elongated (murine?) pupil as a common motif in fabrics and jewelry.

D6	These ibixians view goats
1	essentially the same way we see monkeys.
2	as a lost tribe of their kind cursed for some misdeed.
3	as their exclusive property, and human goatherds as bastard thieves.
4	as shameful hook-ups.
5	as artifacts of a previous, unfinished cosmos.
6	as potential family - they can turn goats into more ibixians by feeding them special concoctions.

D6	These ibixians go into battle
1	with shields painted with their personal sigils, and edges they've chewed up in their fighting frenzies.
2	with long lances they use in leaping attacks.
3	to the beat of drums stretched with the skin of their slain enemies.
4	strapped with smouldering pots - if they're struck with a blow that smashes a pot, toxic fumes billow out around them and their opponent.
5	wielding tall and wickedly-hooked falxes.
6	directly only when cornered - they prefer using their superior mobility to harass and ambush.

D6	Ibixian is a lame name, instead these guys are called
1	the Horned Men.
2	cliff-chasers.
3	caprines.
4	the get of Tanngrisnir.
5	goatheads.
6	bleaties.

Ain't No Fun (If The Fungi Can't Have None)

More from the world of plungus.

Friend of the blog Max commented on the previous post, raised pertinent issues - and here I quote:

"In the world in which there are no psychedelic mushrooms, one could imagine more psychedelic plants or even animals filling that ecological niche. Like I could imagine some psychedelic nudibranchs somehow evolving.

Anyway taking this idea further, would this include yeasts? What happens to bread and beer?".

Also, I hate fungus - mold, ringworm, et cetera - learned to my dismay the other week that even leather can grow fungus - and so it brings me some joy to, even if merely in an imaginal realm, apply my latent fascist impulse to the total extermination of that blightsome kingdom of life.

So to start, something near and dear to my heart: beer.

Beer is produced by the brewing and fermentation of a starch source into a product containing ethanol and carbonation. In reality this fermentation is generally performed by yeast - fungal microorganisms.

This fermentation is not exclusive to yeast. Some bacteria can perform it - as in Auto-Brewery Syndrome -  as can some plants, even some fish!

Bacteria-wise, there's two possible branches: bacteria which conduct lactic acid fermentation, such as lactobacillus and so on, or this one bacteria I found on wikipedia which conducts fermentation similarly to yeast, Zymomonas Mobilis. In both cases you'd likely notice a difference in flavour of the beverage produced compared to yeast: a more sour taste in the former, and a rotten apple-y taste in the latter. In the former case you might find beverages like masato or kumis rising to popularity rather than beer.

If lactic acid fermenting bacteria becomes the way to produce beer, you might find common themes show up across cultures as to the origin of beer: produced from the gut or bladder of a fool maybe, or from some culture-hero woman's vagina.

The plants which perform fermentation are those which grow fruit (and the fermentation takes place in these fruits) or swamp plants, in their roots. The issue lies in macroorganisms not being able to distribute themselves through fermentable mash or other substrate quite so thoroughly as microorganisms. Perhaps over many hundreds or thousands of years people breed cultivars of plants with highly-fermented fruit, or plants with very fine and voluminous fermenting roots which grow atop vats of mash like lotus blossoms.

There's all this science bullshit about fish fermenting, but what I gathered is that a few species of carp can perform fermentation for energy in low-oxygen environments. Perhaps in a world or region wherein fish become the preferred source of alcohol people maintain deep and narrow pools stocked with carp fed on grains and fruit, periodically drained of some blood or butchered into something like endrunkening sushi or sashimi - cooking of course quickly removes alcohol, as anyone who's made coq au vin can attest.

And of course this is just what exists in reality as known currently - who knows how things may evolve in a world entirely without fungi.

Now for bread:

Bread rises due to yeast in the dough consuming sugars and digesting them into carbon dioxide and ethanol. The gluten structure of the bread retains the bubbles of carbon dioxide, allowing the whole mass to expand.

Unleavened bread is fine without yeast. So are pearlash or soda bread and sponge cake.

Are we then left with a world without nice fluffy fermentation-risen bread? Not necessarily. The same critters which can ferment beer can also ferment dough. Bacteria's probably the most feasible option, being like yeast a microorganism. This is likely to make all dough into sourdough, because of the byproducts of lacto-fermentation. Fish seem to me the least feasible - how are you going to wrap a fish in dough yet also give it access to enough water? I had a dream like this once. Though it would provide a nice combo of Christian imagery. Plants are sort of a middle ground, perhaps these fermentation-bred plants potted in a mass of dough, uprooted into another pot every few days so that the risen dough-soil can be baked.

Now for psychedelics:

From snoozling about some, it seems like the Science says that psychedelic mushrooms evolved and spread (sometimes through horizontal gene transfer) because their neurotransmitter-mimicking chemicals inhibited the appetites of flies, which often shared the mushrooms' cow-dung habitats. No one knows why ayahuasca evolved. Perhaps they're stupid, and Darwin is a bastard man? There's also psychdelic fish.

Maybe it's just a coincidence that magic mushrooms induce the effect they do in humans. Maybe it's beneficial to induce a more ecological mindset. Who can truly say but God.

Anyways, it's possible in this fungi-less fantasy world we're supposing that people entirely replace psychedelic mushrooms with psychedelic plants and animals, and perhaps there will evolve psychedelic organisms with effects on humans that are not coincidental, but intentional - rewriting the brains of those that imbibe them to the betterment of the imbibed's greater species-being.