D6x6 Hydrated Hydras

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D6	This hydra is
1	the guardian spirit of a sacred river, polluted along with its charge by the meddling of mankind.
2	a dinosaur that wanted to survive the extinction of the rest of its kind so badly it became the ultimate survivor.
3	a wizard’s failed attempt to create a plant-animal hybrid as the perfect crop/livestock.
4	a god that went feral after the extermination of its cult, losing its true immortality and most of its wisdom.
5	an incarnation of death’s inevitability that crawled up from the underworld.
6	a sophistic demon bound to the earth by some mortal clans’ blood feud. So long as the hatred flows through the generations the hydra will return.

D6	This hydra has
1	bones that snap and protrude under its own weight with every step, only to mend moments later.
2	tumours and throbbing scars dappling it from old, mis-healed wounds.
3	colourful frills around its necks.
4	a carpet of ticks covering its hide.
5	translucent flesh. Veins and organs can be seen shifting beneath, devouring each other in a visceral ouroboros.
6	vestigial eyes and limbs dotting its body.

D6	This hydra’s regeneration
1	causes it to bud off swarms of mini-hydras when it’s wounded.
2	can be inverted if it’s exposed to a drug which only the moon-folk know how to produce.
3	can be inhibited by music, which enrages it.
4	will continue even after it’s killed, bringing it back to life unless it’s burned or dissolved.
5	accelerates for 1d6 rounds after it’s eaten about at least a person-sized portion of meat.
6	produces an excess of blood when it’s wounded, turning the battlefield into a slippery mess.

D6	This hydra’s lair
1	is a burrow that opens to the bed of an algae-caked kettle in the midst of a peatland.
2	is a fissure where the mouth of a spring flows.
3	is a ruined palace halfway sunk in a flooded delta, surrounded by the waterlogged remnants of a dead civilization.
4	is a dank ponor where deafening rapids spill.
5	has a mouth curtained by a waterfall.
6	lies on an isle in the middle of an estuary.

D6	Near this hydra’s lair
1	is a young warrior groomed into believing that they’re a demigod and their sycophants-cum-political handlers, hyping themselves up to slay the monster and prove their prowess.
2	a peasant family are dragging a recalcitrant ox to sacrifice to it.
3	is the cabin of a royal gamekeeper tasked with keeping an eye on the hydra and making sure nobody provokes it.
4	is a tricksy talking vulture that eats the hydra’s leftovers.
5	is an old hunter collapsed in the mud, dying from injuries inflicted by the hydra.
6	is a clutch of crab-men who fear and worship it.

D6	Something that can be harvested from this hydra is its
1	scales, which could be made into superlative armour by a master craftsman.
2	sinews, which could be used to make magic rope or bowstrings.
3	liver, which could be used to filter poisons into beneficial elixirs.
4	bones, which could be carved into barbed weapons that grow into the wounds they wreak.
5	feces, which are an unmatched fertilizer.
6	blood, which could be refined into a healing potion.