D6x6 Particular Patrons

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D6	This patron is
1	the grandmaster of the influential local mason’s guild.
2	older than old money, an aristocrat with international dynastic ties.
3	the untouchable heir of a extensive criminal family.
4	a publicly respected and privately corrupt minister.
5	a highly sought-after deacon and physician.
6	a retired mercenary captain who maintains their ferocious martial ability and estate bought with their spoils.

D6	This patron has
1	a grating laugh.
2	a pet peacock they keep leashed to them at all times.
3	fashionably curly shoes.
4	copious lace spilling from their collar, cuffs, and ankles.
5	an obsidian medallion they rub with a thumb constantly.
6	bulbous cauliflower ears.

D6	This patron wants you to
1	despoil the crypt of an ancestral rival clan, then escape before the spirits outraged by this can get their claws on you.
2	deliver an imp sealed in a box to an occultist who wants to buy it.
3	deeply humiliate a rival of theirs without physically harming them.
4	gather near-mythical ingredients for an upcoming feast.
5	bring their nephew on an adventure that will disillusion them of their ambitions.
6	rig a duel in favour of their preferred combatant, without leaving a trace.

D6	This patron can’t do it themself
1	because they’re deeply neurotic and even just thinking about getting someone else to do it stresses them out.
2	because they’re certain someone is trying to have them killed and so won’t leave the safety of their home.
3	because they’re part of a web of intrigue that would entangle them if they were seen acting directly.
4	because they’ve run the numbers and hiring you would offer the best price-to-effectiveness ratio.
5	because no one in their entourage has quite the right combination of skills, deniability, and expendability.
6	because a soothsayer has foretold that doing so would lead them to their doom.

D6	This patron is willing to give up front
1	a pair of their handpicked henchmen.
2	their signet ring and the authority it carries.
3	a satchel full of explosives.
4	a fine horse, saddle, and bridle.
5	luxurious lodgings and meals for as long as it takes to settle their business.
6	a fat bag of silver.

D6	After the job is done, this patron
1	will give you a solid lead on something or someone you’re after, or else might be interested in.
2	will put in a good word for you with a regional authority, and get you an audience with them.
3	will owe you a significant favour to call in at a time of your choosing.
4	will lend you a minor magical heirloom for an indefinite period.
5	will grant you a decent plot of land.
6	will have fine clothes tailored for your entire party.