GLOGvember Day 2: Monsters; or: D6x6 Despicable Drow

Per this: https://sunderedshillings.blogspot.com/2021/09/glogtober-21-back-with-vengeance.html

Tis the season for mortal folly

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Generator generator here: http://meanderingbanter.blogspot.com/2018/10/automatic-list-to-html-translator-v2.html

D6	This drow has
1	an enchanted corset that allows them to contort their torso into physically impossible positions.
2	a cloud of stinging, yet undeniably sensuous, sulphurous perfume about them.
3	an outfit like a mummy's wrappings, woven from spider-silk.
4	clipped, square ear-tips, the mark of a former slave.
5	gold wires threaded just under the surface of their skin, emerging in spiralling piercings at bony or cartilaginous points.
6	a pair of befanged chelicerae framing their cryptic smile.

D6	This drow's attitude towards non-drow
1	is paternalistic, believing they should be benevolently enslaved until raised to an acceptable level of civilization.
2	is antipathic fetishization.
3	is esoteric interest, reading drowish involvement into their history.
4	is willful ignorance and avoidance.
5	is chauvinistic aggression, expecting the other to fall with a mere breath.
6	is bemusement at their alien ways.

D6	This drow is tied up with
1	importing and adultering exquisite surface wines.
2	a local deliberative council over whether brutal repression or slight appeasing reform is preferable.
3	a slave uprising that has exiled them from their familial estate without wider society's knowledge.
4	evading a bohemian suicide pact by poison they agreed to in their younger days.
5	dynastic politics wherein they're being evaluated by a closer, more powerful heir as a potential threat.
6	attempting to profit off a border conflict by playing both sides without being discovered and punished by their superiors.

D6	This drow inhabits
1	a town that fills a porous aquifer emptied by a long-past empire. Sharing drinks from the same cup is the highest show of trust they know.
2	a hamlet in an abandoned mine, nigh-forgotten by surface-folk and underworld alike.
3	a nocturnal, nomadic community that's conditioned their giant possum mounts to see them as their children and carry them about their routes in their pouches and on their backs.
4	a parasitic under-city in the maze-like catacombs beneath a human metropolis.
5	a village at the bottom of a jungle that grows so densely no sunlight reaches its forest floor, alongside a voracious, bioluminescent, near-abyssal ecosystem that's evolved there.
6	a settlement with its slums in the caldera of an extinct volcano, its wealthier districts stretching through the empty lava tubes well below.

D6	This drow believes drow are
1	the survivors of some disaster that rendered the surface unlivable for ages, preserving the true pre-disaster culture while degenerate mutants proliferated above.
2	the favoured people of the one true god.
3	the root race from which all others are descended by lacking some essential aspect of drowness.
4	as a population endowed with a limited number of souls, and that their harsh society is necessary to prevent the birth of a soulless drow, their sort of anti-Christ.
5	unfairly forsaken due to an ancient crime of their ancestors for which they are guiltless.
6	spiritual flies trapped in the web of the material world.

D6	This drow's preferred poison
1	is a root extract that causes numbness, uncoordination, bowel evacuation, and general humiliation.
2	is milked from trogloxene scorpions, and causes rapid localized swelling until the affected tissue bursts.
3	is an oil created from the most toxic life forms of past eons, which annihilates healthy flesh on contact like antimatter.
4	is drained from the livers of a species of subterranean tunnel-eel, which inflicts an inability to metabolize oxygen.
5	is a subtle, tastless one derived from powdered mushrooms, which causes small, cumulative loss of impulse control and hypersensitivity to sensory stimuli.
6	is made from fermented spider husks, and causes phlegm, spittle, and vitreous jelly to weave themselves into solid, sticky filaments.