D6x6 Giddy Giff

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D6	This giff has
1	a puckered scar from their right brow to their cheek, and a Fabergé-patterned glass eye peering from their socket.
2	their family heraldry carved into their tusks.
3	a lower jaw that's been replaced by a steel prosthetic.
4	garish star-sailor's tattoos they had done all across their body as an adventurous youth.
5	a beloved pet hamster they like to carry around on their shoulder.
6	a spear-head once wielded in an assassination attempt on them, now used as a tooth-pick.

D6	This giff wears
1	a navy coat pinned with many medals awarded during their military service.
2	a tricorne hat with the quad-finned feather of some alien beast pinned through it.
3	a monocle inscribed around its gold rim with astrological symbols.
4	a woolen scarf and an aviator's cap and goggles.
5	overstretched scarlet silk stockings up well past their boots.
6	a brass pocketwatch necklace they constantly adjust to count down to their predicted time of death.

D6	This giff was
1	a mercenary who'd fight at any odds for the right price.
2	the disgraced former captain of a spelljammer fleet.
3	a famed conquistador whose adventures were greatly exaggerated.
4	an idly-rich big-game hunter.
5	the overseer of a moon-tea plantation.
6	a merchant-marine who cut deals with pirates.

D6	This giff prides themself
1	on always keeping their promises, and their threats.
2	on being a crack shot.
3	on loyal service to their superiors and magnanimity toward their inferiors.
4	on their ability to endure pain and deprivation.
5	on their raw strength and wrestling ability.
6	on never running from a fight.

D6	This giff's shameful vice
1	is visiting non-giff dollymops.
2	is their indulgence in the ecstatic mysteries of foreign cults.
3	is their gluttonous hunger for sweet melons.
4	is their cycles of drunken laxity followed by self-flagellating re-dedication to chauvinistic giff values.
5	is a cloying addiction to star-opium.
6	is high-stakes gambling.

D6	This giff is currently
1	a pit-fighter in the gladiatorial arena on a decadent alien world.
2	port-bound, and attempting to bring together a crew and a ship.
3	attempting to retire as the owner of a void-crocodile farm, and failing at it miserably.
4	using their connections to smuggle illicit goods into giff-controlled space.
5	trying to charm a giff debutante, whose father disapproves of their courtship.
6	training a squad of deniable assets they'll lead on a clandestine mission.