D6x7 Delightful Doomsday Weapons

Happy April everyone. Spring has sprung. I hope you've had ample chances to enjoy the birdsong, share a drink on a patio, let your chillblains peel off and heal.

Here's a generator for various doomsday weapons in a modern-type setting. Any resemblance to real people is purely incidental - if a character is named George Soros, it is not the billionaire named George Soros with his Popperian Open Society agenda, but some other guy who just happens to share the same name. Click the button below to activate the machine:

Special thanks to Spwack for the generator generator here: https://slightadjustments.blogspot.com/p/generator.html