D100+ Saintly Relics

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This is the [part] of St. [saintname], who [saintdid].<br>It's said that [relicbut], this relic has the power [relicpow].<br>This relic is currently [relicnow].

{part}
toe
kidney
heart
jaw
pelvis
spittle
mucus
ashes
stomach
lip
horn
finger
hand
leg
arm
foot
head
scalp
tongue
cheek
rump
brain
bladder
tendon
ligament
pancreas
gonad
spleen
face
clavicle
fat
bezoar
kneecap
rib
nail
hair
nose
skin
prepuce
lung
liver
gut
throat
blood
stool
ear
eye
skull
tooth
spine

{saintname}
Yvana
Xavillania
Xenodos
Temporalis
Quasimo
Quorisito
Khuchmannus
Kalela
Choderico
Etceteris
Euphonius
Deliberatus
Dolorium
Ambrosimuth
Calmigund
Benetrix
Zonaro
Wiltstan
Verendlin
Urphon
Thearch
Salosalaman
Respitia
Hillaria
Hupsal
Gaumaturgus
Greko
Petracina
Paxabola
Oxcellus
Orunaba
Novasuperbo
Neustino
Magnafique
Lorgin
Ivadoris
Invictitia
Vocatorio
Waylance
Umberalis
Fructopia
Finnavius
Zuckerborgias
Antyranna
Malchoza
Lubinia
Josarat
Justicio
Robustion
Bucolicia
Syzymachus

{saintdid}
preached to the ignorant
healed the sick
freed many slaves
tamed a rampant beast
undertook grand charitable works
turned aside a natural disaster
led refugees to sanctuary
tricked the devil
founded an order of monks
trounced heretics in debate
mended a schism in the church
overthrew a tyrant
defeated the schemes of oligarchs
forgave the peoples' debts
brought peace to a land ravaged by war
tutoured heroes in righteousness
was martyred for their dedication
defended the faithful from persecution
revealed a mystery of the pagans as mere obscuration
discovered a hidden name of God

{relicbut}
in the hands of a righteous ruler
on sacred ground
when anointed with holy water
when held by a true innocent
if held by one of the saint's living descendants
when prayed over
when held by someone drunk on communion wine
under the sun at its zenith
when marked with the blood of a martyr, or at least one who sacrificed themself for others
if inscribed with the words of scripture, before the ink dries
if hymns are sung to it by a choir
when held by someone emulating the deeds of the saint it came from

{relicpow}
to cure [powcure]
to [anathema] [badguy]
to emit [emitstuff] that reveals [emitdoes] for what they are
to open a portal to [portaldestination]
to allow communion with [communewith]
to unleash [unleashthing] on [badguy]
to create [creatething]
to inspire the faithful with [inspirewith]

{inspirewith}
creative works
martial valour
insightful wisdom
recuperative energy

{creatething}
food and clean water
a barrier that repels [badguy]
a simple yet sturdy shelter
light like a second sun

{portaldestination}
Mount Celestia
a holy city
Bytopia
Elysium
Arborea
Arcadia
Ysgard
the Beastlands

{communewith}
the prophetically-revealed future
the spirit of sacred ground
angels
the righteous dead

{unleashthing}
a rain of fire
a flood of poisonous toads
a bolt of lightning
swarms of biting insects

{emitstuff}
light
music
incense-smoke

{emitdoes}
illusions
lies
disguises

{powcure}
impotence
blindness
leprosy
cancer
infirmity
stupidity

{anathema}
banish
inspire terror in
weaken
seal
destroy

{badguy}
demons
the undead
evil spirits
monsters
infidels
sinners

{relicnow}
in the possession of a serial killer who is under the delusion that God sends them their victims
held by a cabal of resurrectionists who are trying to assemble a super-saint from a complete body of relics
in the possession of a wizard who wishes to derive its divine potency into new arcane spells
held by a royally-favoured architect who believes that by studying it they can build a stairway up to heaven
grafted onto the body of an unhinged zealot leading a group of like-minded hooligans
held by a monastery that is spiraling into depravity around its abbot's cult of personality
in the hold of a pilgrim's boat shipwrecked on a coral shoal
lost among the fakes held by a travelling peddler
buried in a mass grave made when a peasant rebellion was put down
in the process of being turned into a phylactery by an aspiring lich
within a reliquary in an abandoned shrine
in the private gallery of a secular collector
the centerpiece of a recently finished cathedral
violently and quickly passing through the hands of feuding gangs who believe it's the key to securing dominance over their city's underworld
held by a murderously paranoid hermit in their stormy and treacherous mountaintop retreat
held by an heiress who fled the nunnery she was forced into by her scandalized family
held by a gnostic sect who fled underground, believing the surface world was too full of temptations
displayed in a jar by a travelling carnival
clutched by an immured anchorite
in the treasure-hoard of a band of vikings